tofo 

one who fucks someone with penis in between their partners toes.

cindy's toes have wide spaces, great for tofos

tofo by damien medeth September 9, 2003

TOFOs 

Noun: A derogatory name given to people who cant win a duel in a well known PC game called Diablo 2 Lord of Destruction without the help of his/her friends and many of them. These people are easily killed one on one.

Anthony: "Man don't go in that game Carl"

Carl: "Why?"

Anthony: "There are a bunch of TOFOs there. They wouldn't stop teaming up on me so I could get a fair fight."

Carl: "Damn TOFOs always ruining a perfect game"

Anthony: "I was whooping their asses until they called for their buddies to help them."

TOFOs by Amazeme1 August 8, 2011

tofood 

phony meat products, such as artificial weenies, hamburger patties, etc., made from tofu

My cousin is a vegetarian and he eats tofood all the time.

tofood by Dick Hertz May 9, 2003

Tofola 

A goddess from Nigeria. Usually mysterious in Nature. Associating with her draws you into her very interesting world. She brings joy to her acquaintances and haters.

Let us go to Tofola, I'm sure your life won't remain the same.

Tofola by Tiffylaun February 1, 2020

tofog 

pronunciation: {TOE-fog} noun, verb, adj. -tofogged, -tofogging, -tofogily, -tofoggalicious. (also known as: 'the Meg Ryan' or 'the Russell Crowe')

-noun

1. a gloomy state of mind, especially when habitual, prolonged, or drunk; severe depression.

2. drunken thoughtfulness; pensiveness; feeling generally shitty.

-adjective

3. affected with, characterized by, or showing melancholy; mournful; depressed: a tofog kind of day.

-verb

4. usually expressed by sitting in a corner, masturbating using only your tears for lubricant, drinking smirnoff ice malt beverages and eating whole pints of ice cream, pouting, or watching more than one Meg Ryan movie in a row: known as tofogging.

synonyms: abject, atrabilious, black, bleak, blue, broody, bummed out*, cast down, cheerless, clouded, crestfallen, dampened, dashed, despondent, disconsolate, discouraged, disheartened, dismal, dispirited, doleful, down, downcast, downhearted, dragged, drooping, droopy, gloomy, glum, heavyhearted, hurting*, low, low-spirited, melancholy, miserable, moody, mopey*, mopish*, morose, sad, sagging, shot down*, spiritless, woebegone, wretched.

source: TOFOG (acronym for 'Thirty Odd Foot of Grunts', or 'The Ordinary Fear of God') is a butt-rock musical group started by the famed actor, Russell Crowe. Their music is generally considered so bad, so depressing, and so wrong, that it is widely believed to be the source of many suicides (if the audio on the videotape from 'The Ring' is enhanced, TOFOG's song 'Inside Your Eyes' can be clearly heard). Listening to any number of TOFOG's songs can cause testicular cancer.

"today was a totally tofog kind of day... i need a 12 pack of smirnoff, and some Meg Ryan movies, stat."

tofog by le justin January 1, 2009

o izzy to fo realizzle 

Snoop Terminolgy for she had an ulitmate orgasim

When i got done she had like 4 o izzy to fo realizzles.

o izzy to fo realizzle by king of swing December 19, 2007

tofog 

pronunciation: {TOE-fog} noun, verb, adj. -tofogged, -tofogging, -tofogily, -tofoggalicious. (also known as: 'the Meg Ryan' or 'the Russell Crowe')

-noun

1. a gloomy state of mind, especially when habitual, prolonged, or drunk; severe depression.

2. drunken thoughtfulness; pensiveness; feeling generally shitty.

-adjective

3. affected with, characterized by, or showing melancholy; mournful; depressed: a tofog kind of day.

-verb

4. usually expressed by sitting in a corner, masturbating whist crying, drinking smirnoff ice malt beverages and eating whole pints of ice cream, pouting, or watching more than one Meg Ryan movie in a row: known as tofogging.

synonyms: abject, atrabilious, black, bleak, blue, broody, bummed out*, cast down, cheerless, clouded, crestfallen, dampened, dashed, despondent, disconsolate, discouraged, disheartened, dismal, dispirited, doleful, down, downcast, downhearted, dragged, drooping, droopy, gloomy, glum, heavyhearted, hurting*, low, low-spirited, melancholy, miserable, moody, mopey*, mopish*, morose, sad, sagging, shot down*, spiritless, woebegone, wretched.

source: TOFOG (acronym for 'Thirty Odd Foot of Grunts', or 'The Ordinary Fear of God') is a butt-rock musical group started by the famed actor, Russell Crowe. Their music is generally considered so bad, so depressing, and so wrong, that it is widely believed to be the source of many suicides (if the audio on the videotape from 'The Ring' is enhanced, TOFOG's song 'Inside Your Eyes' can be clearly heard). Listening to any number of TOFOG's songs can cause testicular cancer.

"Suzie just left, me, man... It's going to be a tofog kind of day. I just rented 'City of Angels' and 'You've Got Mail', and bought a 12 pack of Smirnoff Ice. Ugh"

tofog by le justin January 1, 2009