pronunciation: {TOE-
fog} noun, verb, adj. -tofogged, -tofogging, -tofogily, -tofoggalicious. (also known as: 'the Meg Ryan' or 'the Russell Crowe')
-noun
1. a gloomy state of mind, especially when habitual, prolonged, or drunk; severe depression.
2. drunken thoughtfulness; pensiveness; feeling generally
shitty.
-adjective
3. affected with, characterized by, or showing melancholy; mournful; depressed: a tofog kind of day.
-verb
4. usually expressed by sitting in a corner, masturbating whist crying, drinking smirnoff
ice malt beverages and eating whole pints of ice cream, pouting, or watching more than
one Meg Ryan movie in a row: known as tofogging.
synonyms: abject, atrabilious, black, bleak,
blue, broody, bummed out*, cast down, cheerless, clouded, crestfallen, dampened, dashed, despondent, disconsolate, discouraged, disheartened, dismal, dispirited, doleful, down, downcast, downhearted, dragged, drooping, droopy, gloomy, glum, heavyhearted, hurting*,
low, low-spirited, melancholy, miserable, moody, mopey*, mopish*, morose, sad, sagging, shot down*, spiritless, woebegone, wretched.
source: TOFOG (acronym for 'Thirty Odd Foot of Grunts', or 'The Ordinary Fear of
God') is a
butt-
rock musical group started by the famed actor, Russell Crowe. Their
music is generally considered so
bad, so depressing, and so
wrong, that it is widely believed to be the source of many suicides (if the audio on the videotape from 'The Ring' is enhanced, TOFOG's song 'Inside Your Eyes' can be clearly heard). Listening to any number of TOFOG's songs can cause testicular
cancer.