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The Toetruck 

The Toetruck Sex Position noun

Definition: You stick your toe inside your partners rectum and they clench their anus together as tight as possible. You then proceed to drag them across the room by your toe.
Hey babe, wanna do the toetruck tonight
The Toetruck by mo333333333 February 14, 2017

Toe-truck 

: the repeating action of inserting the foot's big toe into a vagina.
"My girlfriend is a freak, she loves getting toe-trucked."

"Toe-trucking is the shit, thats when you get fingered with a foot."
Toe-truck by Miss Puerto Rico August 9, 2009

Banana Towtruck 

The act of tying a rope attached to a friends boner and a truck then driving full speed in the other direction to rip the friends cock off
I can't get any guys as long as I'm a guy. I feel like I need to call Dave and have him help me perform a banana towtruck

nasty-wet towtruck

having anal sex in an old towtruck in a rain storm
baby lets do a nasty-wet towtruck next time your in town!
nasty-wet towtruck by lacy hudson January 17, 2009

Towtruck 

Its some thing you do to one of your friends as a joke and beleive me this shit is funny / you walk up behind them when they are not paying attention and you grab there balls from behind and pull them on to their face because they cant put there hands up to catch themselves so they fall on there face.
John(sneeking up behind josh...)

John: towtrucks josh

josh: oh fuck man that shit isn't cool i couldnt catch myself from falling.

josh (fuck now my face and my balls hurt!)
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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