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ToeTruck 

The act of inserting your toe into someone’s anal cavity, toe is your toe, and it’s truck cause it’s into their dump truck.
Yo dad can we toetruck tonight, I’m wet already
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The Toetruck 

The Toetruck Sex Position noun

Definition: You stick your toe inside your partners rectum and they clench their anus together as tight as possible. You then proceed to drag them across the room by your toe.
Hey babe, wanna do the toetruck tonight
The Toetruck by mo333333333 February 14, 2017

Toe-truck 

: the repeating action of inserting the foot's big toe into a vagina.
"My girlfriend is a freak, she loves getting toe-trucked."

"Toe-trucking is the shit, thats when you get fingered with a foot."
Toe-truck by Miss Puerto Rico August 9, 2009

Banana Towtruck 

The act of tying a rope attached to a friends boner and a truck then driving full speed in the other direction to rip the friends cock off
I can't get any guys as long as I'm a guy. I feel like I need to call Dave and have him help me perform a banana towtruck

nasty-wet towtruck

having anal sex in an old towtruck in a rain storm
baby lets do a nasty-wet towtruck next time your in town!
nasty-wet towtruck by lacy hudson January 17, 2009

Towtruck 

Its some thing you do to one of your friends as a joke and beleive me this shit is funny / you walk up behind them when they are not paying attention and you grab there balls from behind and pull them on to their face because they cant put there hands up to catch themselves so they fall on there face.
John(sneeking up behind josh...)

John: towtrucks josh

josh: oh fuck man that shit isn't cool i couldnt catch myself from falling.

josh (fuck now my face and my balls hurt!)
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