toennesen

A fo shizzle name, that everyone wish they had.

Person #1: Dammmmnn I wish I had a last name as cool as Toennesen! That shits dope nigga!
Person #2: Damn straight! I wish I was so cool as the Toennesens!

by The Real Nigga G November 16, 2013

Tennesee Double-Bagger

The Tennesee Double Bagger is when the girl you are banging is so ugly you have to put a bag on her head, and one on yours just in case hers falls off.

That girl is so ugly, the only way I could fuck her is a Tennesee Double-Bagger!

by SlutBucket September 23, 2006

Tennesee Locomotive

Take a hit of weed and proceed taking a shot of Jack Daniels Whiskey (80 proof) while holding in all weed smoke. Once the whiskey is swallowed, then exhale the smoke. Thus making the Tennessee locomotive.

Tennesee Locomotive is always the best motive.

At the party last night, I rode my first Tennessee Locomotive. I had a burn in my chest and was completely shit faced after 3 Tennessee Locomotives.

by Party boy McGee October 27, 2010

Tonnesen

When you have a threesome on a bench in a public park

I had a tonnesen last night

by Florentino#69 Folkeparken September 6, 2016

tennesee abortion

the process of giving birth directly into a bears mouth

Stacy could not afford to raise a child so instead she had a tennesee abortion

by meAty chuds October 6, 2007

Tennesee Tang

A fantastic mixed drink.

Tang and Jack Daniels.
You can also add OJ if you want that nice breakfasty taste.

The perfect night is some chronic, a honey, and finish with a tall glass of Tennesee Tang.

by POEpurple August 25, 2009

Tennesee log jammer

Involving two men and a ladder. Both men anally insert either end of the ladder while masturbating.

First one to cum gets to keep the ladder. The loser licks the ladder clean.

Ben and Ollie went to B&Q to try out the tennesee log jammer.

Ollie: "Unlucky Ben, looks like you've lost again!"
Ben: "Yummy!"

by neez123456789 November 13, 2017