REAL = Test Of English As A Foreign Language.
Mine = The immediate response in anger/ happiness/ dismay/ praise/ sympathy(Toef)/or insult. Or a random act of speech.
Yo, Toef my brof.
Jimmy: My dog died.
Billy: Oh Toefl, I'm sorry.
I swear, I'm gonna toef you so hard you wont know the difference between a pizza and an alien.