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"ohhh shit, you is Toe Toe bro"!
Toe Toe by michele January 28, 2004
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A nick name for Charlie, charly ect
Stop being a toe-toe
toe-toe by Oioijackieboi May 26, 2018

toe toe toe your boat

When a male pules out of any orfice on a female, barracades it with a lincoln log and proceeds to spread open the big toes on each of her feet with the left and right hands. He then proceeds to say "cummin in yer toes" in a monotone voice very rapidly until he ejaculates on her toes. After the act is finished the girl walks on the males body and sings toe toe toe your boat until it is dry.
Jerry- Damn rebekkah was wasted last night. What'd you guys do in there?

Randy - Stuck a lincoln log in her ass while she sang toe toe toe your boat all night long.
toe toe toe your boat by bob jonez August 25, 2011

Toe-Toe Bombed 

When someone shares a photo, but hasn’t realised they’ve caught their toes in the shot!
Lovely picture of your cats mate, but sort those manky toes out!

Didn’t see that! I’ve been Toe-Toe bombed!
Toe-Toe Bombed by VonC September 18, 2021

Toe-to-toe/toes 

When 2 people put the toe of their right shoe together and fight without moving
Had to go toe-to-toe/toes with my celly after he didn’t pick up his shit
Toe-to-toe/toes by Henry Villa August 1, 2022

toe to toe 

1. Conflict between two or more individuals, usually meaning the breaking point or most heated part of a beef.
2. Two or more individuals who are very well balanced.
3. Two individuals standing right in front of eachother. Usually during a heated argument.
1. Man, Shady/Aftermath and Inc are going toe to toe, it's about to get physical.
2. I don't know who will win the boxing match, both men are toe to toe.
3. My parents are toe to toe right now yelling about taxes.
toe to toe by Beedub December 27, 2003

toe to toe punch-up 

A fight that takes place in a cramped space, such as a shop doorway.
"Me and Dave had a toe to toe punch-up outside the shoe shop on Abington Street"
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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