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omg people are such todez

noun . onomatopoea. when someone lies on the floor and screams is a todez

todez by todez.kapper-slapper December 2, 2017

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Todez Playz

An amazing youtuber with a 63ft long penis.

Have you ever heard of Todez Playz

Todez Playz by TodezPlayzFan69 September 2, 2020

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todzilla

a thundering toddler that is overweight, small but causes maximum devistation ! tod short for toddler and zilla short for godzilla .

look at the state of my room has todzilla been in here ? watch out here comes todzilla ! I see todzilla has been in the bathroom the shampoo is missing and theres toothpaste and towels everywhere !

todzilla by h.babelicious December 30, 2008

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totez

An abbreviation for "totally." Used specifically by people who are cooler than the normal "totally" users.

"You are totez retarded"
"I totez just gave that dude a blumpkin"
"totez mouthshitz for whoever just farted."

totez by donotello August 7, 2008

Todesfaust

The stupendous kvlt Black Metal band from philly who rock the masses

also German for "Fist of Death"

I was bumpin Todesfaust on the way over hurr

Todesfaust by No joke May 5, 2005

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totez ma goatz

A word used in place of totally and totez. It makes you sound cooler. Sometimes can be used in sarcasm.

Joe: Did you seriously fuck Cindy last night?

Sam: Totez ma goatz

totez ma goatz by yourmommasatrucker April 28, 2011

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LUVIN DEM WIGGLIN TOEZ

The gangster way of letting somebody know that you are enjoying their wiggling toes.

"DAMN GiiRL IM LUVIN DEM WIGGLIN TOEZ"
"Why, thank you!"

LUVIN DEM WIGGLIN TOEZ by michelle rapoport January 18, 2009

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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