todez

omg people are such todez

noun . onomatopoea. when someone lies on the floor and screams is a todez

by todez.kapper-slapper December 2, 2017

Todez Playz

An amazing youtuber with a 63ft long penis.

Have you ever heard of Todez Playz

by TodezPlayzFan69 September 2, 2020

todzilla

a thundering toddler that is overweight, small but causes maximum devistation ! tod short for toddler and zilla short for godzilla .

look at the state of my room has todzilla been in here ? watch out here comes todzilla ! I see todzilla has been in the bathroom the shampoo is missing and theres toothpaste and towels everywhere !

by h.babelicious December 30, 2008

totez

An abbreviation for "totally." Used specifically by people who are cooler than the normal "totally" users.

"You are totez retarded"
"I totez just gave that dude a blumpkin"
"totez mouthshitz for whoever just farted."

by donotello August 7, 2008

Todesfaust

The stupendous kvlt Black Metal band from philly who rock the masses

also German for "Fist of Death"

I was bumpin Todesfaust on the way over hurr

by No joke May 5, 2005

totez ma goatz

A word used in place of totally and totez. It makes you sound cooler. Sometimes can be used in sarcasm.

Joe: Did you seriously fuck Cindy last night?

Sam: Totez ma goatz

by yourmommasatrucker April 28, 2011

LUVIN DEM WIGGLIN TOEZ

The gangster way of letting somebody know that you are enjoying their wiggling toes.

"DAMN GiiRL IM LUVIN DEM WIGGLIN TOEZ"
"Why, thank you!"

by michelle rapoport January 18, 2009