todayting
(verb) - The act of committing oneself to relationships so short-lived that they typically start and end on the same day. A combination of the words "today" and "dating."
todayting by Pseudonymous Name September 10, 2010
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Toasting the Pope
As Dingdong and Sammy the Scab walked down Main St., Dingdong was heard to emit a loud crack from his anus. Dingdong was quoted as saying: 'Ahhhh, just toasting the pope....!'
Toasting the Pope by Big Ed Moustapha August 12, 2009
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French Toasting
Sneaking off to a private location with a significant other to rub each other off. It is a great code word.
BF : I'm in the mood for some french toasting!
GF : You know, I am too! Let's go!
Mom : Go and get some then!
BF & GF : We will be back in a little bit!
GF : You know, I am too! Let's go!
Mom : Go and get some then!
BF & GF : We will be back in a little bit!
French Toasting by sockbanana January 31, 2016
toating
toating by Swaggmonster101 July 1, 2012
Beans on toasting
Beans on toasting by marty mcpichum December 14, 2021
Run-By toasting
For halloween, me and my friend are going run-by toasting in town.
*throws toast at old man* *screams random jibberish and runs away leaving the old man and the wittnesses befuddled*
*throws toast at old man* *screams random jibberish and runs away leaving the old man and the wittnesses befuddled*
Run-By toasting by "kilo" October 31, 2003
Toasting some epic bread
4chan speak for "posting in an epic thread".
This means the string of messages you have just added to is unusually funny, long or interesting.
Invented to confuse people new to 4chan.
This means the string of messages you have just added to is unusually funny, long or interesting.
Invented to confuse people new to 4chan.
Toasting some epic bread by BADGEROUS May 30, 2009
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