todayting 

(verb) - The act of committing oneself to relationships so short-lived that they typically start and end on the same day. A combination of the words "today" and "dating."

Michael needs to quit todayting and start considering a long-term relationship.

todayting by Pseudonymous Name September 10, 2010

Toasting the Pope

A verbal reflection of having just cut a loud, crisp, healthy fart.

As Dingdong and Sammy the Scab walked down Main St., Dingdong was heard to emit a loud crack from his anus. Dingdong was quoted as saying: 'Ahhhh, just toasting the pope....!'

Toasting the Pope by Big Ed Moustapha August 12, 2009

French Toasting 

Sneaking off to a private location with a significant other to rub each other off. It is a great code word.

BF : I'm in the mood for some french toasting!
GF : You know, I am too! Let's go!
Mom : Go and get some then!
BF & GF : We will be back in a little bit!

French Toasting by sockbanana January 31, 2016

toating 

verb. holding on to something ; carrying

(caribbean slang)

Stop toating feelings, you know I love yuh baby!

toating by Swaggmonster101 July 1, 2012

Beans on toasting 

Verb - when a British person behaves dishonourably or cheats at a sport/game

"listen here matey, you were clearly beans on toasting at the cricket game this morning"

Beans on toasting by marty mcpichum December 14, 2021

Run-By toasting

The act of throwing toast at someone and running.

Tom Green-type comedy.

For halloween, me and my friend are going run-by toasting in town.

*throws toast at old man* *screams random jibberish and runs away leaving the old man and the wittnesses befuddled*

Run-By toasting by "kilo" October 31, 2003

Toasting some epic bread 

4chan speak for "posting in an epic thread".

This means the string of messages you have just added to is unusually funny, long or interesting.

Invented to confuse people new to 4chan.

"I'm toasting some epic bread"
"ORLY?"
"YRLY, there's CP and everything"
"OMG I'm there URL plox"

Toasting some epic bread by BADGEROUS May 30, 2009