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TOILETING 

I am TOILETING
TOILETING by EmmaFartedLikeAHoe February 6, 2020

toileting 

when someone is talking shit they are referred as a toilet and therefore are tolieting as a verb
jimmy:your mum loved me last
john: stop toileting you fuck
toileting by CADETpickles September 13, 2010

Tobbleknocker 

1. Noun; An eatery that is small to be a restaurant, yet too big to be a delicatessen.

2. Noun; A fight or a tussle.
1. "Lets go down the street and get a bite to eat at the tobbleknocker."

2. "That dude wants to throw down fists and have a tobbleknocker.
Tobbleknocker by Eric & Chris July 3, 2009

toileting 

Using the toilet for removal of bodily waste. Used by stylish teenage males in the middle-class ghetto.
"Hey James, I'll be over in just a sec, I just gotta go toileting first!"
toileting by Alex Quantashassle February 14, 2005

tobulein 

I saw Tobulein play CS:GO today. Everyone thought he was cheating but he wasn't
tobulein by Not Tobulein February 16, 2017

Toileting 

The act of shoving you're partners face into toilet water contaminated with mass amounts of diarrhea and piss.
Oh yeah, I just finished toileting.
Toileting by unncanny May 2, 2024
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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