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Tobbleknocker 

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1. Noun; An eatery that is small to be a restaurant, yet too big to be a delicatessen.

2. Noun; A fight or a tussle.
1. "Lets go down the street and get a bite to eat at the tobbleknocker."

2. "That dude wants to throw down fists and have a tobbleknocker.
Tobbleknocker by Eric & Chris July 3, 2009
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wobbleknockers 

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extra large breasts, especially ones that are hanging.
Woah, that girl needs to wear a better bra, her wobbleknockers are swinging!
wobbleknockers by Almalphia September 27, 2010
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Tobbleknocker • HobbleKnocker • Jobbleknocker • wobbleknockers • wobbleknocker alarm clock • Gobble knocker • Table knockers

wobbleknocker alarm clock 

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The act of a woman waking someone up by hanging her large pendulous breasts over their face and swinging them back and forth across their face to wake them up.
I was sleeping and my wife gave me the wobbleknocker alarm clock this morning...I knew it was gonna be a great day!
wobbleknocker alarm clock by Almalphia September 27, 2010
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HobbleKnocker 

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1: A person who is really pissing you off

2: A really freaking stupid person

3: An idiot, or a moron

4: Some one you are mad at
5: The equivalent of a Bicklepop
1, 2, 3, 4, 5: You stupid freaking no good Hobbleknocker.
HobbleKnocker by Goldwyn December 21, 2010
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Gobbleknocker 

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When you want to give someone the sloppy toppy but he's a fat gay guy
I had a real gobbleknocker moment yesterday.
Gobbleknocker by Seneper420.69 April 18, 2022

Jobbleknocker 

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Someone who is extremely bad at what they do.
John over there is a real jobbleknocker
Jobbleknocker by xXDr.EvilXx May 29, 2024
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