toast boy 

Someone who eats a lot of toast. Normally a lazy fool who can't be arsed making anything else. Or referencing 'toast boy' that was created by mc Devvo- David firth.

'Danny, you're such a toast boy. You don't even put beans on it'

toast boy by Lt Kush July 30, 2017

Spoilsbury Toast Boy 

The Spoilsbury Toast Boy was a small child haunted by beetles. He lived with his grandmother until one fateful evening when she was murdered by an evil beetle. The beetles whispered in Toast Boy's ears and suggested he kill her and burn her nipples. When he went out to fetch her some Speckled Huckleberry Leaves, he returned to find her dead, her head burnt, slain by a monstrous beetle. The beetle continued to haunt the troubled child and add to his insanity, until 'good beetles' suggested they come to their apartment where they would 'fix' him with their Brain-Fixing Machine. The Toast Boy accepted, but on arriving, was brutally murdered by the beetles' machine. There could me a moral or hidden meaning to this story, but it is too deep for anyone to work out.

"Come here... grandmpa wants to give you a big kiss! ...real sploppy..."

Spoilsbury Toast Boy by Belzedar Tunn June 4, 2005

Bare Toast Boy 

Another meaning for 'Wasteman'

Can also be shortened to 'Toast' which means lame/rubbish/boring/etc...

That guy over there is bare toast boy!
(That guy over there is a waste man)

This is well toast

Bare Toast Boy by Tsonik March 22, 2011

plain piece of toast pretty boy 

A pasty plain white boy with the personality of a generic background character that has one special interest. He often lacks intellect and social understanding but tries to make it up with a pretty face and shitty humor.

Dad: He was super polite, but he was such a plain piece of toast pretty boy...
Daughter: I guess... but he is nice!
Dad: Yeah, but he's blander than corn flakes.

plain piece of toast pretty boy by Vertilgo April 25, 2020

Toastboy

A person whose mind is toast.

My Uncle Howdy was nicknamed the Toastboy; he was never the same after the Second World War.

Toastboy by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019