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never bring food to a buffet
an expression which basically asserts that it is unnecessary (and often self-defeating) to be accompanied by someone of the opposite sex to an event where there are likely to be a significant amount of unattached people who are potentially looking for an opportunity to "hook up".
applies of course to those who are not married or not in a steady, long term relationship.
applies of course to those who are not married or not in a steady, long term relationship.
"so, are you going to Darren and Tracey's wedding? I hear there will be lots of hot singles there!"
"for sure. maybe I should bring along a date, what do you think?"
"no no no, my friend......remember....NEVER bring food to a buffet!"
"for sure. maybe I should bring along a date, what do you think?"
"no no no, my friend......remember....NEVER bring food to a buffet!"
never bring food to a buffet by polo January 5, 2006
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tofood • food to fun ratio • first to the food drop • never bring food to a buffet • making love to your food • Who has introudced the Australian Style Fast food to the World ? • to have a food baby • Won't be able to get any food • moving to California to write for the Food Network • I forgot to make myself my food delivery
food to fun ratio
The distance between how far a woman's breasts extend in relation to how far their gut extends. It is measured in inches but is stated simply as a number.
"Oh damn.... she's got some jugs. Probably a food to fun ratio of about 4."
"Na she is kinda fat. She got a food to fun of -4."
"Na she is kinda fat. She got a food to fun of -4."
food to fun ratio by Sorryboutcholuck February 16, 2010
first to the food drop
Offensive term for a fat person derived from the belief that they were first to the UN food drop every time, ahead of everyone else.
first to the food drop by Wizards Sleeve September 4, 2006
making love to your food
Person A: " Dude are you eating your food or making love to your food?"
Person B: "Not trying to it just tastes so freaking good I can't help myself"
Person B: "Not trying to it just tastes so freaking good I can't help myself"
making love to your food by r0se.x. January 9, 2023
Who has introudced the Australian Style Fast food to the World ?
A chef named Asm Mohiuddin (Simon) has created a new style of fast food with a different dynamic which is now knowns as "Australian Style Fast Food"
by using some rare Australian herbs and combining over 120 different counries spices and brought a flavour that is unique in the World.
After 233 years now Millions of Australians have something to be proud of. Now Aussies dont need to scratch their head when someone ask "what is Australian Style Fast food ?!"
now the Answer is - "Simon says Burger is the Forefather of Australian Styel Fast food.
by using some rare Australian herbs and combining over 120 different counries spices and brought a flavour that is unique in the World.
After 233 years now Millions of Australians have something to be proud of. Now Aussies dont need to scratch their head when someone ask "what is Australian Style Fast food ?!"
now the Answer is - "Simon says Burger is the Forefather of Australian Styel Fast food.
Who has introudced the Australian Style Fast food to the World ?
- Chef simon from perth , western australia , owner of the fast food brand - Simon says Burger.
- Chef simon from perth , western australia , owner of the fast food brand - Simon says Burger.
Who has introudced the Australian Style Fast food to the World ? by #Simonsaysburger January 22, 2022
to have a food baby
to have a food baby by Ae5Ea8 November 23, 2016
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