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to fart without shitting
to talk about or plan on doing some activity with others whithout going through with it; especially if this hapens at the last moment.
Example 1:
John: Carmela keeps saying she wants to go for dinner with me, but then she always rainchecks last minute.
James: Man, you shouldn't take that shit. She farts without shitting, man!
Example 2:
Bob: Jim said was gonna come along tonight, but then he totally ditched us yet again! That is to fart without shitting, man!
John: Carmela keeps saying she wants to go for dinner with me, but then she always rainchecks last minute.
James: Man, you shouldn't take that shit. She farts without shitting, man!
Example 2:
Bob: Jim said was gonna come along tonight, but then he totally ditched us yet again! That is to fart without shitting, man!
to fart without shitting by Berlusconi_i_miei_coglion December 4, 2010
to fart or not to fart
Questionable farts that make you wonder how they will come out, usually it is a safe bet but every once in a while the result is dis-ass-terous
to fart or not to fart by gasshole October 26, 2011
dropping your pants to fart
dropping your pants to fart by England phi beta gamma July 5, 2008
fart-to-fart
fart-to-fart by glitterchopsticks December 26, 2009
I want to fart, fart, fart where the Sun don’t shine
I want to fart, fart, fart where the Sun don’t shine by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 14, 2023
drops by to fart in the hallway
When someone very rarely interacts with you on social media, but when they do it's to say something bitchy or mildly unkind.
drops by to fart in the hallway by deepmaroon September 23, 2020
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
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