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To cancel doing something.
Sorry LindAH I got to bag on going to the gAHden with you tonight. My ma is havn’ Sunday dinnAH.
To bag by bostongirl01 September 13, 2023
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eye-to-bag ratio 

Eye-to-bag ratio, symbol ξ, is defined such that

ξ = h(eye)/h(eye bag) = k*beauty

where h is a function of height,
h(eye) is the height of an individual's open eye,
h(eye bag) is the visible height of the eye bag, and

k is a nonzero arbitrary constant. Rearranging the equation gives:

beauty ∝ξ
Evidence suggests that when
- h(eye) is high and/or
- h(eye bag) is low,
ξ (eye-to-bag ratio) is large and thus, under a constant k condition, beauty of the individual yielding the calculated ξ is also large.
eye-to-bag ratio by hoz0r July 23, 2010

bag to bag 

to go bag to bag two men strip down naked, lift up there penis's touch there ball sac's together as a sign of brother hood. Once this process is completed the two men have become bag brothers, similar to blood brothers just a lot gayer.
'you know man we've been hanging out for a while and I consider you to be a good friend. I was just wondering if you would do me the honor of going bag to bag with me'

potential book reference: "bag to bag and back again" a tale of a young mans journey through the breakage of the bond between himself and his 'bag brother'. The semi erotic novel depicts Andrew, the main character, and Jared, his bag brother reuniting there friendship and going 'bag to bag' once again despite a shaky past.
bag to bag by J to the meff January 25, 2010
After having sex and using a condom, one takes the full codom and ties it off. Then they secretly place it with the person they just had sex with, so that person will find it later after they leave.
"I gave that chick a to go bag in her purse. She found it at the mall when she went to pay for something"
to go bag by mr. feltchenstein January 21, 2010

douche-to-go-bag 

Instead of a douche-bag, a douche-to-go-bag is the equivalent of a food douche, a man who feels the need to criticize your food choices, act as a food connoisseur, and claim to know the best places, therefore making him a huge snotty douche.
Jacob was insulting the restaurant I picked, by the end of the night, he was a douche-to-go-bag

gobble to the bag

giving a b.j. that that has the length of the penis completly swallowed so that the scrotem is touched by the b.j. artist.

loyal to the bag

Being, ones deep, burning, devoted loyalty which will immeadiatley follow the holder the sacred ounce bag/s of methanphetamine, disregarding any prior opinions, personal convictions, beliefs, actions or stances on the current holder of the bag. More so, it is important to note that when one is 'loyal to the bag' ones loyalty does not lie with the holder of the bag, however does lie with the deep rooted need and desire for the shard its self.

Loyalty to said Gear, Ice, Meth, Shard, Puff can encompass many aspects and scenarios of a fiends daily life and accompanying their habitual activities, and general need for the speed, the access of meth till death, becuase ice is nice, one will only smoke the shard, hard with no fear for the gear.
(ex. 1)

Person 1: yer, nar, Tam has been my old mate for years, never really had a problem with her, shes been sorting me out since we lived in Skitch Street.. Sorta feel sorry for her that she got run thru and apparently 4oz of top quality shard got taken by those 'crazy cunts' driving around like dickeheads shooting at peoples houses.

Person 2: Yea, same, Tam is a good chick aye, she even helped me pay for my kids school books this year, and paid for some of my mothers funeral which we couldnt afford, she has never ripped me off. Dont tell her, but fuckkkk mannn she had some decent gear aye, we just brought some of that gear off the 'crazy cunts' and its pretty good, they only charged a little more than Tam usually charged us.

Person 1: Fuck bro you are loyal to the bag.

(ex. 2)

Person 1: Leave my house please Les, I am finally sick of the last 20 years of this domestic violence, Police, please, take this violent animal away, i never want to see him again.

Person 2: *reaches into sock pocket, pulls out 1/10th of a gram of meth*

Person 1: Oh i am so sorry baby i did not know what came over me i must have had a silly moment i love you so much can we pls go inside and have a blaze xo
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