douche-to-go-bag

Instead of a douche-bag, a douche-to-go-bag is the equivalent of a food douche, a man who feels the need to criticize your food choices, act as a food connoisseur, and claim to know the best places, therefore making him a huge snotty douche.

Jacob was insulting the restaurant I picked, by the end of the night, he was a douche-to-go-bag

by somefunnypersonwhomakesdefinit September 3, 2009