Top definition
Instead of a douche-bag, a douche-to-go-bag is the equivalent of a food douche, a man who feels the need to criticize your food choices, act as a food connoisseur, and claim to know the best places, therefore making him a huge snotty douche.
Jacob was insulting the restaurant I picked, by the end of the night, he was a douche-to-go-bag
by boomshakalaka43266 September 03, 2009
Get the mug
Get a douche-to-go-bag mug for your bunkmate Paul.