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the need to shampoo 

The need to wash your hair post performance of fellatio on a male sexual organ, resulting in semen being administered unexpectedly in one's hair.
I sucked him so hard, and so fast, I felt the need to shampoo.

to slut shame 

(verb)

to literally call a girl (who is NOT a prostitute by profession) a slut and tell her she should be ashamed of herself for the way she dresses, simply because you do not like the way she is dressed
(N.B: I nominated this post for 'Best of Craigslist', because it was actually written in as a poem, of which I have an excerpt above) :

Craigslist post in Montreal, Canada

" (...) you spotted me walking quickly to my class and decided you needed to stop me so you can give me your opinion about my clothing; You proceeded to slut shame me. What were you thinking? (...)"
to slut shame by Uncle Dimma November 1, 2014

to slut shame 

to literally call a girl (who is not a prostitute by profession) a slut and tell her she should be ashamed of herself for the way she dresses simply because you do not like the way she is dressed
Craigslist post in Montreal, Canada for April 4, 2013:

" (...) you spotted me walking quickly to my class and decided you needed to stop me so you can give me your opinion about my clothing; You proceeded to slut shame me.What were you thinking? (...)"

N.B: I nominated this post for 'Brest of Craigslist', because it was actually written in as a poem, of which i have an excerpt above.

Damn shame what happened to that dog 

A person is a messed up situation in which the end result is also messed up. (Quoted from the film, "Coming To America", From when the blind man and the Seeing Eye Dog died in the room that Prince Akeem wanted to rent out.)
When Paul went to take his final exam he found out that it was yesterday, he is most defintely gonna fail this semester,Damn shame what happened to that dog.....

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026