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Twopenguins 

The mother fucking Twopenguins enough said.
Who is Twopenguins? He is a mother fucker
Twopenguins by Twopenguins December 23, 2012
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Twopence ha'penny millionaire 

A person who pretends to have millions of pounds in the bank, but actually struggles to find a penny to scratch their ass with (A twopence halfpenny is the equivalent of pound sterling 2.5pence).

Usually walks around in fake designer clothes/clutching an imitation designer bag. Alternatively, they may have one genuine designer item with which they parade around with consistently. Can also apply to people who emphasise what they actually do have, or lie about what they have e.g. the size of their home/their earnings/the make of their car.
If being extremely stereotypical, it would be accurate to say that twopence ha'penny millionaires are usually insecure and rely on this behaviour to get attention or gain some credibility.
Girl 1: Ooooh, look at my new Louis Vuitton handbag, it cost £124930843025843
Girl 2: Hang on I swear you bought that out the back of that van in Turkey?
Girl 3: Yeah she did, she's not fooling anyone, she's just a twopence ha'penny millionaire
"Thread Is Nothing Without Pictures." Internet term used to describe instances where compelling or interesting stories (esp. of a sexual nature) are unaccompanied by photographs. Popularized by the popular Internet message board hipinion.com.
post: "This ridiculously hot girl showed us her ass."

response: "TINWOP"
tinwop by Jefferson Zeppelin June 11, 2006

Twopalmsthedesky 

When your boss is "NOT HAPPY" and slams his palms to the desk forcefully while yelling
"I am NOT HAPPY"
Mikey was pissed and gave me the ole "Twopalmsthedesky"
Jeffery:Hey james, did you hear the new twopack single?
James:Yeah, its toataly mathmatical!
twopack by KK-Ron B-lake March 12, 2014

Mr. Twopunch 

A YouTuber that might be Canadian and gets call Fea4less for some reason his real name is Pablo Picasso and likes doing giveaways on youtube
Hey Juan did you sub to mr. TwoPunch on onlyfans or on twitch
Mr. Twopunch by InevitableGames January 20, 2021