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Twopenguins 

The mother fucking Twopenguins enough said.
Who is Twopenguins? He is a mother fucker
Twopenguins by Twopenguins December 23, 2012
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tiwop • TWoP • thwop • twopoo • TioPAeNg • Timophobic • tinwop • tiwon • twopack • twopointopian

Twopence ha'penny millionaire 

A person who pretends to have millions of pounds in the bank, but actually struggles to find a penny to scratch their ass with (A twopence halfpenny is the equivalent of pound sterling 2.5pence).

Usually walks around in fake designer clothes/clutching an imitation designer bag. Alternatively, they may have one genuine designer item with which they parade around with consistently. Can also apply to people who emphasise what they actually do have, or lie about what they have e.g. the size of their home/their earnings/the make of their car.
If being extremely stereotypical, it would be accurate to say that twopence ha'penny millionaires are usually insecure and rely on this behaviour to get attention or gain some credibility.
Girl 1: Ooooh, look at my new Louis Vuitton handbag, it cost £124930843025843
Girl 2: Hang on I swear you bought that out the back of that van in Turkey?
Girl 3: Yeah she did, she's not fooling anyone, she's just a twopence ha'penny millionaire
"Thread Is Nothing Without Pictures." Internet term used to describe instances where compelling or interesting stories (esp. of a sexual nature) are unaccompanied by photographs. Popularized by the popular Internet message board hipinion.com.
post: "This ridiculously hot girl showed us her ass."

response: "TINWOP"
tinwop by Jefferson Zeppelin June 11, 2006

Twopalmsthedesky 

When your boss is "NOT HAPPY" and slams his palms to the desk forcefully while yelling
"I am NOT HAPPY"
Mikey was pissed and gave me the ole "Twopalmsthedesky"
Jeffery:Hey james, did you hear the new twopack single?
James:Yeah, its toataly mathmatical!
twopack by KK-Ron B-lake March 12, 2014

Mr. Twopunch 

A YouTuber that might be Canadian and gets call Fea4less for some reason his real name is Pablo Picasso and likes doing giveaways on youtube
Hey Juan did you sub to mr. TwoPunch on onlyfans or on twitch
Mr. Twopunch by InevitableGames January 20, 2021
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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