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twopoo

A person who has two arseholes; usually caused by an untreated ab cyst of the anus.
Andy was a twopoo and he was able to fart in stereo.
by Jason Small June 11, 2007
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twopoo

A person with two anus's. More commonly this is caused by an untreated anal cyst which breaks the skin and creates a second passage. There is another condition called genital duplication which is known to produce a second anus in sufferers.
A friend we once had apparently suffered from an anal cyst many years ago which created him a second anal passage.

Because we had no compassion for this person at all, we decided to call him twopoo - and so it was spoken, that from that day forward that anyone with the misfortune of having two arse holes would be known as a twopoo.
by Space Kat (=^.^=) June 29, 2007
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twofootitus

An infectious disease that starts with the purchase of your very first boat
Jimmy just bought a 17 foot boat. Now Jimmy is thinking that a 19 foot boat would be nice. Jimmy has twofootitus.
by Rick Rasmussen January 19, 2008
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twooodle

a variation of one's own usual quite stable state of mind that may be upsetting for other people to experience whilst in your company, saying and doing things right out of character, swearing, shouting, blaming others, crying, unable to see reason...
jane went twooodle when she got upset about losing her position as the worlds number one mother.
by Jane G. July 30, 2007
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Toopoo

Toopoo V.

To Toopoo a house or apartment; To take a shit and throw it on a house in place of toilet paper; Taking teepeeing a house to the next level.
Dude, I totally toopoo'd that house last night.

Let's go toopoo our teacher's apartment tonight!
by Wreched June 28, 2009
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twopointopian

A derogatory term describing fanatics who enthusiastically support technology or philosophies described as "2.0" or "next generation."
Bob wants us to communicate via Twitter only. He's such a twopointopian!
by chicken soprano January 12, 2009
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twooo blooo

The word used by silly people on the discovery of two blue topped milk bottles during an early morning milk raid.
I got twooo blooo
by smoochbroch March 1, 2009
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