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tity monger 

1. A bargaining merchant of tits

2. One who frequently screws tits
1. That tity monger set up a stand where he sold tits at various prices.

2. That tity monger couldn't get enough of her tits, he fucked them all night long.
tity monger by Nick and Mike September 5, 2007
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tity mongrel 

a person who loves tites so much they will sitck their head in them and shake it around like a wild animal.
"Man Tom gets laid a lot, but he turns down those flat chested girls, he is a tity mongrel.
tity mongrel by billy joe jenkjins January 14, 2008

titmonger 

A person who absolutely adores tits.
"He's a titfreak!"
"He's a complete titmonger!"
titmonger by alxuk.top May 13, 2005

titimonger 

A person that is very touchy and likes to rub tits, at no cost, and anywere. Also fantasising about them.
Wow, look at him looking at my tits, he's such a titimonger
titimonger by The Mack PR BOY March 12, 2009

Titmonger 

One who barters or sells tits. Seller of tits
John Smith is the biggest titmonger west of the Mississippi
Titmonger by Hugh g. Rection52 April 14, 2010

titmonger 

A person whih inexplicably adors tits.
Jerry is total titmonger becuase he can't stop thinking about them
titmonger by alxuk.top February 22, 2005

titmongerer

someone who mongers tits and tits-like accessaries.
that titmongerer is a fagball.
titmongerer by faggy tits September 21, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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