titway

the correct term used to measure the weight of titties

john: so jess, how about that titway?
Jess: whats a titway?
john: (gropes jess) about 1 kilo.

by jetstar July 23, 2012

tittays

Nice tits, perfect shape with perfect cleavage
Normally said about a girl that is good looking and has the whole package
Can also be used in place of female when talking about the future

"Katie has some nice ass Tittays"

"I'm gonna get me some Tittays tonight"

"Tittays, I see some nice ass TITTAYS"

by SickSurfr December 19, 2006

titwad

An extremely stupid inane brain-redundant twat who is not worth fresh air. They litrally have tit on their brain and fuck all else.

"John went for a smoke of hash down the copshop last night."
"What a fuckin titwad!"

by charbrad73 November 24, 2009

big titays

n. Tits so big the words tits itself must be extended an extra syllable just to describe them.

Your mom has some big titays!

by Define the World February 5, 2009

tittay

Slang for tit, which, itself is slang. Tits are breasts, mammary production glands of the female gender of the human species, they come in all sizes, but most prefer the larger sized ones as they can be used as pillows or pleasurable devices.

Ur tittays are purrehttay!

by TittayMastar April 13, 2003

Titwankability

A girl with boobs large enough to perform a titwank.

'Hey breeder boy, scope her, titwankability, brrrrap!'

by Lee Jolleys July 31, 2007

titwank

The act of pleasuring oneself by thrusting the erect member between a generous pair of bristols. Typically concludes with the delivery of a pearl necklace.

Phwoaar! She's got a shirtfull. I'd love a good titwank in those.

by titwanker April 10, 2003