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Amazing bouncy up towns that people like to lick/suck/touch/squeeze as much as possible!
Jeremy never passes up an opportunity to lick on some tittays.
tittays by MissTittaysOS November 26, 2015
look at that girl's tyttays, they got its gravitational pull.
tittays by Spit September 7, 2004
Female boobs, another word for it. Used by Jenna Marbles.
Fondle my tittays.
Tittays by TehUberBree August 16, 2011

tittyasshands 

As used in Schoolboy Q's "Man of the Year." Tittyasshands is a medical condition of the hands, most commonly presenting in young males. Titties and ass seem to exhibit some sort of gravitational pull, akin to magnetism, upon the hands of the afflicted.
"Matt couldn't keep himself off me last night, I think he might have tittyasshands," Maddi told Lilly, describing her first date.
tittyasshands by cart g May 6, 2014

Off my tittys 

Drinking so much that you don’t know where you are
Jason: Man you were all over the dance floor last night

Éamonn: Awh Shit, I don’t remember any of it I was off my tittys
Off my tittys by Sexypaolosopranidude February 24, 2020

tittyshitting

like shitting, as in "youve got to be tittyshitting me!"
Come on, are you tittyshitting me? She's married?!
tittyshitting by R eezy February 3, 2015
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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