TittayMastar's definitions

pulse

1) The beat created by the shifting of blood through your blood vessels, a process concieved between the atriums and ventricles of the heart, and among the vena cava and aorta.

2) When your penis jiggles and wobbles uncontrollably when it is erect.

1)
"Doctor, can you feel a pulse?"
"No, he's dead."

2)
Dude she fucked me so hard, I lost my pulse

by TittayMastar June 4, 2003

Killer Body

This is reserved strictly for females.

Used to express wonderment, amazement, desire and a thank-you to God when made in referrence to a woman. There is no perfect scale, set of rules or guidelines for a killer body. This term's credibility depends upon the credibility of the man using it.

"Oh fuck, she's got a killer body, FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP!!!"

by TittayMastar June 5, 2003

time

When used with the prefix phrases, "give someone the," "gave him/her the," etc, it means to have sex with someone, all bases.

"Dude, I was gonna give this hot chick the time, but she was a dude, dude!!!"

by TittayMastar May 25, 2003

PLRF

PLRF
L
R
F

A Picker, Licker, Roller, Flicker.
(With regards to boogers)

*Mmm, tastay!*

"Get teh fuck away from me your plrf!"

by TittayMastar April 17, 2003

next port of call

Vernacular used by gigolos. The next port of call refers to their next customer.

Once I finish up my next port of call, I will have enough money to get medicine for these genital warts!

by TittayMastar June 13, 2003

choad

The reason why you don't want to fuck a steamroller...
It is a dick wider than it is long.

"Man, this bee-atch's puss was so tight man, I was afraid if I strained myself too much, i'd fuck my dick into a choad!!!"

by TittayMastar May 26, 2003

ShazBot

Non-derogatory version of "FUCK" or "SHIT"

In general, an exclamation of displeasement. Started on Mork and Mindy show, continued through Tribes and its various children (Tribes Aerial Assault, Tribes 2)

"SHAZBOT, get the Jericho over here now before I go LMNOPRAM on your ass!!!"

by TittayMastar May 26, 2003