rockshield

A Synonym for Prophylactics (Condoms), nuff said.
Last night, my gf slid the rockshield on by her mouth, and I jizzed :(
by TIttayMastar May 31, 2003
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pulse

1) The beat created by the shifting of blood through your blood vessels, a process concieved between the atriums and ventricles of the heart, and among the vena cava and aorta.

2) When your penis jiggles and wobbles uncontrollably when it is erect.
1)
"Doctor, can you feel a pulse?"
"No, he's dead."

2)
Dude she fucked me so hard, I lost my pulse
by TittayMastar June 04, 2003
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own3d

Pronounced:- Oun-duh

Alternate Verbs: 0wnage, 0wnz0r

Used to express unfettered power over another player in an online game. Used by both skilled and unskilled players, this word makes no judgments, and is meant as a decree of power within the game.
In Team Fortress Classic
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Man, this fag0t33r kept wank-hacking in TFC man, and I blasted the shit out of him with my sniper rifle nevertheless, talk about 0wned.

In Team Fortress Classic
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I 0wnz0red that lam3 cheatar with my sniper rahfle.

In Tribes 2
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I bestowed destructive 0wnage upon the enemy team by baseraping them.

-Note- How 0wnage is used to replace the overused, colloquial term, "carnage" in this sentence.
by TittayMastar April 14, 2003
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time

When used with the prefix phrases, "give someone the," "gave him/her the," etc, it means to have sex with someone, all bases.
"Dude, I was gonna give this hot chick the time, but she was a dude, dude!!!"
by TittayMastar May 25, 2003
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choad

The reason why you don't want to fuck a steamroller...
It is a dick wider than it is long.
"Man, this bee-atch's puss was so tight man, I was afraid if I strained myself too much, i'd fuck my dick into a choad!!!"
by TittayMastar May 26, 2003
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ShazBot

Non-derogatory version of "FUCK" or "SHIT"

In general, an exclamation of displeasement. Started on Mork and Mindy show, continued through Tribes and its various children (Tribes Aerial Assault, Tribes 2)
"SHAZBOT, get the Jericho over here now before I go LMNOPRAM on your ass!!!"
by TittayMastar May 26, 2003
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Cock

He's smokin a cock.

Stop smokin' cocks, it gives you cancar babay.
by TittayMastar April 13, 2003
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