TittayMastar's definitions

Cock

Slang for a large cigar.

He's smokin a cock.

Stop smokin' cocks, it gives you cancar babay.

by TittayMastar January 2, 2007

Rock the Casbah

Another phrase which is a synonym for awesome, wicked, the shit, masterful, great, awe-inspiring and all that complementing crap.

Dude, tits rock the Casbah!

by TittayMastar July 13, 2003

next port of call

Vernacular used by gigolos. The next port of call refers to their next customer.

Once I finish up my next port of call, I will have enough money to get medicine for these genital warts!

by TittayMastar June 13, 2003

Killer Body

This is reserved strictly for females.

Used to express wonderment, amazement, desire and a thank-you to God when made in referrence to a woman. There is no perfect scale, set of rules or guidelines for a killer body. This term's credibility depends upon the credibility of the man using it.

"Oh fuck, she's got a killer body, FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP!!!"

by TittayMastar June 5, 2003

pulse

1) The beat created by the shifting of blood through your blood vessels, a process concieved between the atriums and ventricles of the heart, and among the vena cava and aorta.

2) When your penis jiggles and wobbles uncontrollably when it is erect.

1)
"Doctor, can you feel a pulse?"
"No, he's dead."

2)
Dude she fucked me so hard, I lost my pulse

by TittayMastar June 4, 2003

rockshield

A Synonym for Prophylactics (Condoms), nuff said.

Last night, my gf slid the rockshield on by her mouth, and I jizzed :(

by TIttayMastar May 30, 2003

Tongue Twister

The tongue twister outlines a way to shape your tongue during cunnilingus. You are supposed to roll the sides of your tongue up and with the hole that is formed between them, you caress the clitoris. This is done after you've excited your woman to the point where the clit peeks out from under the hood. This control for the tongue effectively surrounds a womans clitoris, which, i've been told by many women feels awesome. Hahaaha :D

"Aaahh, ahhh, baby, gimme the tongue twista!!!"

I was obliged to tongue twist that whore.

by TIttayMastar May 30, 2003