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someone who is dumber then an idiot
damn that titturd his iq must be as low as a piece of shit
titturd by The Bandit May 3, 2008
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titturd 5: blondes revenge

when a blonde says something smart for once
OMG that blonde just said something smart - yes they pulled a titturd 5: blondes revenge

fuck a duck in the titturd 

fuck a duck in the titturd i missplaced my car keys

fuck a duck in the titturd i missed out on a large wedge tornado
Look at Eugene, he's being a tittard.

Wow, he's being a tittard today.
tittard by Prince Zorro March 30, 2017

ultimate titturds revenge 

catching a speeder in a school zone, having a witness, calling it in and then apprehending that horse's ass for reckless driving
wow daddy look at that person pulling the ultimate titturds revenge

Twitturd 

"Dude, what's up with Mandy's tweets about the best toilet paper?"

"Oh, she always twitturds."

"Man, we should take her phone away before she starts posting shit pics just cuz her turds look like Abraham Lincoln."
Twitturd by richard.p.rick February 16, 2010

titturds revenge

someone who got drunk, pulled a titturd and woke feeling like shit was called a titturd, and got some coffee and threw it in someones face
that guy pulled a titturds revenge look at that- his face is scalded
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