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titscount by neptunepic August 22, 2016
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Titcunt
1. A profanity used to describe a complete asshole, generally used on buses and public transport to retaliate to homophobia and bigotry.
2. Someone who cannot be solely described as either a tit or cunt.
See also: fuckwank
2. Someone who cannot be solely described as either a tit or cunt.
See also: fuckwank
Eat a dick you homophobic Titcunt!
Titcunt by Stormageddon DarkLordofAll March 23, 2013
titsoutformarklee
titsoutformarklee by kingmarklee April 10, 2021
Titscuit
A word meaning something exceptionally BAD ASS. Is to be said with enthusiasm yet, staying cool and collective.
Titscuit by True Titscuit 2 February 1, 2009
Lady Titsbouncington
A woman made of breasts, with nipples for days! A tiny human body may also be attached somewhere in there.
Lady Titsbouncington by Sir Titsbouncington January 15, 2011
Making titscuits
When a cat kneads your boobs with their paws. Feels especially amazing when their claws are still intact, like tiny little knives piecing your tit over and over again.
"Owwww!"
"Oh, that's so cute! Frankie is just making titscuits for you! I'll get you a tissue for the blood."
"Oh, that's so cute! Frankie is just making titscuits for you! I'll get you a tissue for the blood."
Making titscuits by SaltH20Soul November 23, 2025
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.