Titscount

The discount a woman receives because of her lovely tits.

'I had to pay full price, meanwhile Shelli always gets a $5 titscount.'

by PhatPat33 June 17, 2013

titscount

The act of a woman getting a discount on goods or services by showing her breasts to the merchant.

These earrings were listed at $20 but the sales guy gave me a $5 titscount.

by neptunepic August 22, 2016

Titcunt

1. A profanity used to describe a complete asshole, generally used on buses and public transport to retaliate to homophobia and bigotry.
2. Someone who cannot be solely described as either a tit or cunt.

See also: fuckwank

Eat a dick you homophobic Titcunt!

by Stormageddon DarkLordofAll March 23, 2013

titsoutformarklee

a trending hashtag on twitter to show off your boobs to our lord and savior, mark lee.

hey have you checked out #titsoutformarklee ?

yeah it had a ton of boobs there

by kingmarklee April 10, 2021

Titscuit

A word meaning something exceptionally BAD ASS. Is to be said with enthusiasm yet, staying cool and collective.

MAN, that party was so titscuit...(Particular smoothness displayed in the ... Triple Dot)

by True Titscuit 2 February 1, 2009

Lady Titsbouncington

A woman made of breasts, with nipples for days! A tiny human body may also be attached somewhere in there.

Lady Titsbouncington cannot walk because her tits are too huge.

by Sir Titsbouncington January 15, 2011

Making titscuits

When a cat kneads your boobs with their paws. Feels especially amazing when their claws are still intact, like tiny little knives piecing your tit over and over again.

"Owwww!"

"Oh, that's so cute! Frankie is just making titscuits for you! I'll get you a tissue for the blood."

by SaltH20Soul November 23, 2025