Definitions by PhatPat33

Titscount 

The discount a woman receives because of her lovely tits.

'I had to pay full price, meanwhile Shelli always gets a $5 titscount.'

Titscount by PhatPat33 June 17, 2013

Sugar Beard 

Aftermath of eating an Oscar Donut and having your beard covered in powdered sugar.

'Man, that was one hell of an Oscar Donut....it game me a full on Sugar Beard.'

Sugar Beard by PhatPat33 June 14, 2013

Oscar Donut

When you deposit a ring of 'baby batter' around the anus, then you toss a handful of powdered sugar to the prepared area, put on your bib.......and eat.

'I was hungry and didn't want to get out of the house, so I stayed home with my girl and had an Oscar Donut.'

Oscar Donut by PhatPat33 June 13, 2013