tits on you
If you don't leave sufficient time for the security line at the airport, and subsequently miss your flight, well, tits on you.
tits on you by jerkyboy68 May 21, 2013
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I'm just pissing on you're tits
Usually followed by a joke or an untruth to show you were just kidding; it's kind of like saying "I'm just yanking you're chain"
Guy 1: "Hey man, you're girlfriend gave me head last night"
Guy 2: "What?! Are you serious?!"
Guy 1: "Nah, I'm just pissing on you're tits haha"
Guy 2: "What?! Are you serious?!"
Guy 1: "Nah, I'm just pissing on you're tits haha"
I'm just pissing on you're tits by Ry'and'seabass July 31, 2010
Tits on your face
This phase is always used when an extremely choice, unexpected turn of events occurs. It can be used in a quiet dry humorous manner as well an exclamatory manner.
This phase is meant to impress upon listeners the emotion invoked when a college age frat boy turns and in an amazingly good stroke of luck, is unexpectedly face first in the motorboat position with an attractive pair of breasts.
It is important to be remember that in this situation one must never be over eager lest one appear to be uncool, or let on how excited one really is so as not to frighten or "perv out" the female involved. The phase must be spoken in this same manner or the speaker will sound idiotic.
Note: this is never used in the presence of one's mother. She will slap you.
This phase is meant to impress upon listeners the emotion invoked when a college age frat boy turns and in an amazingly good stroke of luck, is unexpectedly face first in the motorboat position with an attractive pair of breasts.
It is important to be remember that in this situation one must never be over eager lest one appear to be uncool, or let on how excited one really is so as not to frighten or "perv out" the female involved. The phase must be spoken in this same manner or the speaker will sound idiotic.
Note: this is never used in the presence of one's mother. She will slap you.
Ed: "Dude, I was walking down campus and found a $100.00 bill."
Alex: "Tits on your face."
Example 2:
Alex thinks there is no beer left in the house. Alex opens the refrigerator and slides the one bottle of catchup to the left and sees a beer that has been hidden perfectly by the catchup.
Alex: (to himself) "Tits on your face."
Example 3:
Charles: "Nick Swardson is doing stand up tonight!"
Alex: "Tits on your face."
Alex's Mother: SLAP
Alex: "Tits on your face."
Example 2:
Alex thinks there is no beer left in the house. Alex opens the refrigerator and slides the one bottle of catchup to the left and sees a beer that has been hidden perfectly by the catchup.
Alex: (to himself) "Tits on your face."
Example 3:
Charles: "Nick Swardson is doing stand up tonight!"
Alex: "Tits on your face."
Alex's Mother: SLAP
Tits on your face by bikejunky February 17, 2010
I'm just pissing on your tits
A hilarious variation of "I'm just kidding" or "I'm just pissing around".
Except with a lot more awesome.
Except with a lot more awesome.
Callum: I'm your dad.
Fingers: WHAT?
Callum: Don't worry, I'm just pissing on your tits.
Fingers: Oh.
Fingers: WHAT?
Callum: Don't worry, I'm just pissing on your tits.
Fingers: Oh.
I'm just pissing on your tits by Your Fat Mam July 2, 2009
church hurt
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022
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