by Arby2013 October 16, 2009

by Arby2013 October 15, 2009

She was complaining the whole way home from that party because that guy she thought was perfect totally rotary dialed her in the guest room.
by Arby2013 January 15, 2012

"why's your bed all wet?"
"I had the most amazing sex last night."
"with who?"
"I don't know."
"are you sure it happened?"
"actually maybe I didn't"
"Just another case of imaginary sex"
"I had the most amazing sex last night."
"with who?"
"I don't know."
"are you sure it happened?"
"actually maybe I didn't"
"Just another case of imaginary sex"
by Arby2013 October 17, 2009
