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Draco dormiens nunquam titilandus
Draco dormiens nunquam titilandus by leahboobear(; December 20, 2010
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Titilated • titilate • titelated • titivated • Tittilated • titulated • titillate • titivate • tittilate • Tintillated
titulated
titulated by angryPirate12 February 20, 2011
Tittylated
Tittylated by pct013 January 2, 2009
tittilate
tittilate by Donald H. Rumsfeld August 20, 2004
Titiland
A place where you worship your own titi.
They even have their own religion called titi religion where you look at it and just meditate. Legends say that you can use your titi as a calculator, but only asians can do that. This land is owned by a fortnite addict, who is also known as a tt teacher, some say it is owned by a kpop girl who can also be called a tt teacher.
They even have their own religion called titi religion where you look at it and just meditate. Legends say that you can use your titi as a calculator, but only asians can do that. This land is owned by a fortnite addict, who is also known as a tt teacher, some say it is owned by a kpop girl who can also be called a tt teacher.
Pablo: So how was the maths exam?
Ling: It was good, I didn’t even have to use a calculator.
Pablo: You are asian.
Ling: I did use my TITI though.
Pablo:
Ling:
Pablo: nice
Ling: if you want to learn that, you should go to titiland, my senpai taught me.
Pablo: I don’t have time, I’ve got to pay mi amigo Sanchez back because I accidentally snorted his marijuana.
Ling: It was good, I didn’t even have to use a calculator.
Pablo: You are asian.
Ling: I did use my TITI though.
Pablo:
Ling:
Pablo: nice
Ling: if you want to learn that, you should go to titiland, my senpai taught me.
Pablo: I don’t have time, I’ve got to pay mi amigo Sanchez back because I accidentally snorted his marijuana.
Titiland by Jjavi5_804x-x May 21, 2019
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