gs68's definitions

MS

Stands for either:

1. Microsoft.
2. MySpace.
3. MapleStory.

among other things...

1. I used MS Word the other day to type up an essay.
2. I deleted some friends on MS.
3. I got kill-stealed on MS for the 50 millionth time.

by gs68 June 28, 2006

civic

What muscle car fanboys always compare their cars to, or assume is the only Japanese car ever made, despite the existence of other Japanese cars that are much more suited for racing.

That aside, a Civic is an economy car that yields good gas mileage (around 40 mpg). Unfortuantely, there are a handful of young reckless drivers out there who take their Civics and rice them out (read: rape them), giving Civics and their owners a bad name.

<Random person A> I drive a 1963 Corvette that is on the verge of self-destructing. And you?
<Random person B> I drive a Mazd--
<Random person A> WTF!!! YOU DRIVE A JAP CAR?! SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!! MY VETTE CAN TOTALLY WHOOP YOUR CIVIC GUARANTEED LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Or...

<Random person C> I drive a Civic.
<Random person D> OMG WTF RICER *takes out AK-47 and points it at RPC*
<Random person C> ...what? I only use it for going from point A to point B, I never think about using it to rac--
<Random person D> *blows RPC's head off anyway*
<Random person C's ghost> ...idiot.

by gs68 October 10, 2005

Urban Dictionary

An online dictionary where people write defintions of slang terms. Unfortunately, there are more than a handful of users who love nothing more than to make insulting definitions that do not define the term they are "defining" at all.

<Good Urban Dictionary user> Okay, here's my defintion for "civic": A cheap and reliable economy car good for everyday driving.
<Bad Urban Dictionary user> *reads GUDS's definition* What the fuck, that's bullshit. It's a faggot car that gay-ass AzN gangstas rice the shit out of. I hate Civics and their drivers, all of them! AND I HATE COLORED PEOPLE TOO, FOR NO REASON, WHITE POWER LOLZ

by gs68 April 15, 2006

Chain Letter

A letter, often containing a story, that promises something good if sent to x people (or in the case of MySpace, reposted) in y minutes, and often comes with a consequence if not reposted.

These are very popular on MySpace, and in some cases chain letters threaten account deletion if not reposted. They are very annoying and clutter up the bulletins.

These letters are NOT TRUE. Trust me; I've ignored various chain letters with something along the lines of "repost or you will die" and I'm still alive and well. If I do die, it will have nothing to do with a chain letter.

<Random person A> I got one of those chain letters. If I don't repost this by midnight tonight then I apparantly will be killed off by a ghost. What do I do?
<Random person B> Ignore it. Whoever made that is trying to clutter up e-mail servers.

by gs68 May 17, 2005

stupid

What a vast majority of people, particularly those on UrbanDictionary, are becoming.

<Random smart person> You're stupid!
<Random stupid person> whuts stupid
<Random smart person> *headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk*

by gs68 June 28, 2005

techno

A word used by the ignorant majority to describe any piece of electronic music.

I listened to Super Eurobeat vol. 158. Wow, that's some pretty good techno!

by gs68 July 12, 2005

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing

By far the best game in the universe. GameSpot, G4TV, and everyone else who says it sucks are LYING.

It's got brake slammin', CB talkin' action, 1000s of miles of highways and byways across America, and best of all, this game lets you win every time. YOU'RE WINNER! But watch out for the Ultimate Traffic Stopper: A Police Roadblock!

<Random person> Hey, I got a new game!
<gs68> What it is?
<Random person> Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing!
<gs68> YOU'RE WINNER!

by gs68 April 8, 2005