22 definitions by gs68

What muscle car fanboys always compare their cars to, or assume is the only Japanese car ever made, despite the existence of other Japanese cars that are much more suited for racing.

That aside, a Civic is an economy car that yields good gas mileage (around 40 mpg). Unfortuantely, there are a handful of young reckless drivers out there who take their Civics and rice them out (read: rape them), giving Civics and their owners a bad name.
<Random person A> I drive a 1963 Corvette that is on the verge of self-destructing. And you?
<Random person B> I drive a Mazd--
<Random person A> WTF!!! YOU DRIVE A JAP CAR?! SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!! MY VETTE CAN TOTALLY WHOOP YOUR CIVIC GUARANTEED LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Or...

<Random person C> I drive a Civic.
<Random person D> OMG WTF RICER *takes out AK-47 and points it at RPC*
<Random person C> ...what? I only use it for going from point A to point B, I never think about using it to rac--
<Random person D> *blows RPC's head off anyway*
<Random person C's ghost> ...idiot.
by gs68 October 5, 2005
By far the best game in the universe. GameSpot, G4TV, and everyone else who says it sucks are LYING.

It's got brake slammin', CB talkin' action, 1000s of miles of highways and byways across America, and best of all, this game lets you win every time. YOU'RE WINNER! But watch out for the Ultimate Traffic Stopper: A Police Roadblock!
<Random person> Hey, I got a new game!
<gs68> What it is?
<Random person> Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing!
<gs68> YOU'RE WINNER!
by gs68 April 8, 2005
An online dictionary where people write defintions of slang terms. Unfortunately, there are more than a handful of users who love nothing more than to make insulting definitions that do not define the term they are "defining" at all.
<Good Urban Dictionary user> Okay, here's my defintion for "civic": A cheap and reliable economy car good for everyday driving.
<Bad Urban Dictionary user> *reads GUDS's definition* What the fuck, that's bullshit. It's a faggot car that gay-ass AzN gangstas rice the shit out of. I hate Civics and their drivers, all of them! AND I HATE COLORED PEOPLE TOO, FOR NO REASON, WHITE POWER LOLZ
by gs68 October 1, 2005
A center of learning, where one usually spends, depending on the country he/she lives in, about 10-12 difficult but worthwhile years learning information from teachers who, while boring at times, are understanding and will help students to succeed in school. The information learned in school is needed to function when they get a job, get money from said job, move out and get a nice home using said money, and live a great, independent life thanks to said home.

Anarchic losers will refuse to learn, thinking they will never use such info again, assume they are smarter than their teachers, wonder why they fail classes (does doing your damn work ring a bell?), and will spend the rest of their lives working at a fast food restaurant or a department store, and blame it all on the education system.
<Smart person> Well, just one year of school to go, time to start looking into what career I should pursue. I could be making about what, $70,000 a year?

<Dumb person> well just one year of skool 2 go. how did i get f's, the teachers r saying "Do your homework, study for tests, and think about how much better your future will be if you just did those two things in the first place!" i dunt kno wut that means, but wutever it is its gay
by gs68 September 25, 2004
"Be right back." No longer taken literally, people just say it when they are going to be gone for any amount of time, whether it be 20 seconds or 20 minutes.
Random person: brb
gs68: ok

<45 seconds later...>

gs68: Screw you! *leaves*

<2 hours later...>

Random person: back...hey were did dat fagot go
by gs68 December 22, 2004
Stands for one-credit clear--beating a game, usually an arcade game that isn't a racer, rhythm game, or a fighting game, without continuing at all.

Antonym: credit feeding
Finally, I 1CC'ed Gradius V. I'm gonna go take a break for now.
by gs68 December 14, 2004
One who has dropped out of school. These types of people will not get very far in life.
Look at that dropout. Had he gone to school for 12 years, despite the boredom of it, he would have a real job and would be contributing to society.
by gs68 August 24, 2004