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titido

when a girl's stomach sticks out more than her tities do.
this: (.Y.)

with a big belly underneath.
merry xmas.

that's a titido.
by funkyxmunkyx12 October 5, 2009
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Titilope

My thanks is everlasting . ( grateful forever) Yoruba origin, Girl name .
My name is Titilope , but Titilayo is more common
by thatbish January 4, 2014
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titiot savant

a person of below average intelligence who possesses a sixth sense about women's breasts, often knowing specific personal details about them with a single glance at a fully clothed woman. In a 1987 Michigan State University study, one tidiot savant with an IQ of 83 was tested by looking at pictures of just the faces of the 50 Miss America contestants. He was able to give the exact breast size of 96% of the women, incorrectly guessing only Miss Alaska and Miss Hawaii, but was correct on all 48 contiguous states.
Jim: Why did you bring Nate along with us to the bar? He's such a doof.
Dave: Hey, man. Be cool. You'll see.
Nate: Ooohh. Ooohh.
Dave: What is it, little buddy?
Nate: At the door, brunette, natural 36C's, left one slightly larger than the right, not much, top hat nipples, medium areolas- again, left slightly larger, but just a tad.
Jim: She's smokin'!
--the next day--
Jim: Hey, Dave. That dumbass Nate was dead on about that chick's boobs. I had sex with her last night.
Dave: Damn right, he was dead on. That's because he's a titiot savant.
by theinstigator December 15, 2013
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Titilope

Titilope is a relatively calm person. Often enigmatic but purely empathetic. They are rare and really great to have as friends although they get caught up in their individuality most times and forget to catch up.

They are beautiful and generally well liked.
Titilope is amazing
Get yourself a Titilope today!
by Missymagicx February 5, 2020
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titiot

Any person who loses rational thinking capabilities in the presence of breasts (bare or otherwise)
When I take my friend to the gentleman's club, he becomes a total titiot.
by ChantryKnight May 17, 2015
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pee-tition

Small wall separating the urinals in the men's room.
I have a shy bladder and hate to use a men's room with no pee-titions.
by wilddogg November 12, 2009
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Titilola

A very calm, caring and accommodative person. She has a very big heart.
TItilola: The person who is her

heart is very pure
by Bamtit February 2, 2020
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