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When the females belly sticks out farther than the tits doo
She has fupa but look at her titdoo
TitDoo by Matt and jacob February 13, 2017
Urban Dictionary Merch
The chant that a group shouts while fucking with a passed out person.
"Chris is passed out upstairs. Let's titboob the shit out of him."

Group: "Titboob! Titboob! Titboob!"
titboob by Skyping&Blazing October 6, 2009
Related Words
TitDoo tittoo titdiot titoo TITSOON titboob titdown Titloo titnoob Titoops
A racially disparaging term for a black person...literally means "burnt end of the stick," or perhaps, a charcoal briquette. It may have something to do with the color, huh? This spelling is the phonetically-advantageous and more popularized version; however, the correct goombah spelling is "tizzun."
(SAME PRONUNCIATION)
Fuckin' titsoon stole 30 cartons of Newports, 115 Watermelons, 1,000 packets of multi-flavored Kool-Aid mix, 17 cases of Orange Crush, 122 bottles of Colt 45 Malt Liquor, a pallet of Banquet frozen fried chicken, and all the fuckin' spear ribs and collared greens the supermarket had in stock!
TITSOON by weave November 22, 2003
🍒 If you want to know the meaning of titoos, I’ll tell you. It has a very deep and beautiful meaning. It can come in different sizes, scientifically it means a women’s breasts but mentally it can mean anything. Titoos can be used in our everyday life, like aleina 🍑 (the process of a guy’s peepee coming inside a women’s veevee) 🍆,can be used for attracting any gender of your choice. 🍒
Fun fact: Kylie Jenner has one of the world’s biggest titoos which is also natural (no cap) 🧢 .
If you want big titoos like Kylie Jenner’s and other girls and boys, then here are some easy tips to follow:
1) Do aleina at least 5 times a day.
2) Visit a plastic surgeon that can help you get that fake titoos.
3) Massage the titoos gently and in slow motion, massage it 24/7 even when you’re bathing.
How to use titoos in a sentence:
Ulhas Kamathe (uvuvwevwevwe’s gf/kazawazawazawaquilawalaquaza KRRRR Zzabolazza’s mom): Hey honey! I want a chicken leg bis (aleina).
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetyenwevwe Ugwembwem Ossas: OOO YESSSSS! Come inside sweety. I wanna eat that chicken leg bis!

Ulhas Kamathe: BABE HURRY UP! I NEED TO FILM A TIK TOK VIDEO OF EATING CHICKEN WITH RICE
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetyenwevwe Ugwembwem Ossas: Okay honey almost done…
*200 years later…*
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetyenwevwe Ugwembwem Ossas: Ok I’m done now babe
Ulhas Kamathe: WTF I CANT EVEN SHOOT A TIK TOK NOW! YOU RUINED IT!! I want to break up with you…
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetyenwevwe Ugwembwem Ossas: K never mind I already have another gf whose 2000 years old and has way bigger titoos than you.
Ulhas Kamathe: Ugh whatever bye!
A tattoo on the breast region of the body.
Hey, I think that tittoo is her excuse to show people her boob at an otherwise inappropriate moment. You show your friends your tattoo you got in memory of your dead brother and she whips out her titonies.
tittoo by Meagan Susan June 12, 2007
A tattoo located on one's breast. Most often the tattoo is conspicuous thereby drawing attention to the breast.
Her breast was accentuated by a large butterfly tittoo.
tittoo by Bo Slone January 22, 2009
When a woman has a tattoo on one or more of her breasts.
I saw Mary Ann in her bikini top and she had a tittoo. I didn't know she was hot for Yosemite Sam!
Tittoo by tbullphoto July 30, 2009
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
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everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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