tit mouse 

A mouse with gigantic tits. A mouse is a small, brown, furry rodent - this type has a large pair of human breasts on it's chest (think Pamela Anderson meets Mrs Frisby).

Look at the rack on that tit mouse.

tit mouse by Jonny mouseman January 16, 2010

tit mouse 

1. A varied number of small insect-eating songbirds, found in woodland areas throughout the world.

2. Bushtit, willow tit.

3. A phrase that when uttered in the presence of a conservative, esp. a tea bagger, may cause mild distress and an uncontrollable batting of the ears. When left untreated, the affection may lead to a condition known as libergenditis.

Note: An American species, the black-capped chickadee can be found throughout the back-woods and rolling hills of the deep southern states and West Virginia. A particularly active species has been spotted frequenting small city centers, infesting the eaves of buildings e.g., town halls, churches and a food distribution center known as the Piggluh Wiggluh.

Jimbo: "I cant stop itchin so Jeff"

Jefferson: "Could be that yer allergic ta them birds over yonder in them ther rafters."

Jimbo: "Wat, a lil' ol' 'tit mouse'?"

Jefferson: "Could be... now stop yer fidgetin' an hold that ladda steady."

Jimbo: "Jeff?"

Jefferson: "Whuats that Jimbo?

Jimbo: "Whycome they gotta put church bells so high?"

Jefferson: "Ye got me thar ol' Jim..."

tit mouse by PlanetBJR January 2, 2011

tit mouse 

some one who's being a tit head, douch wad, douch bag, faggot, homo, retard, annoying, or just a complete fuck face. can also be used to insult people who are smaller then you and annoying.

Jenn you're being a tit mouse. so just fuck off!

tit mouse by theomen666000111 June 21, 2006

bob marley's tit mouse 

A mouse that lives in a tit, but this one is specifically bob marley's.

Wow did you see bob Marley's tit mouse? Yeah that's a really ripe one!

bob marley's tit mouse by Sally666lol June 27, 2016

Titmouse 

Neither a tit, nor a mouse. It's a bird believe it or not.

Is that a titmouse?

Titmouse by Hastagyolol'egg November 5, 2017

Titmouse 

Small, invisible rodent that leads what one imagines is an idyllic existence in the ample cleavage of beautiful ladies.

Gordon: I'd love to be Nigella Lawson's titmouse.

Titmouse by Citizen Sade March 14, 2008

Rusty Titmouse 

When a man inserts his big toe into a womans anus, while sucking her tits.

Chris wanted a Rusty Titmouse from Sarah for his birthday.

Rusty Titmouse by GrandHoneybadger September 8, 2009