tit mouse
A mouse with gigantic tits. A mouse is a small, brown, furry rodent - this type has a large pair of human breasts on it's chest (think Pamela Anderson meets Mrs Frisby).
tit mouse by Jonny mouseman January 16, 2010
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tit mouse
1. A varied number of small insect-eating songbirds, found in woodland areas throughout the world.
2. Bushtit, willow tit.
3. A phrase that when uttered in the presence of a conservative, esp. a tea bagger, may cause mild distress and an uncontrollable batting of the ears. When left untreated, the affection may lead to a condition known as libergenditis.
2. Bushtit, willow tit.
3. A phrase that when uttered in the presence of a conservative, esp. a tea bagger, may cause mild distress and an uncontrollable batting of the ears. When left untreated, the affection may lead to a condition known as libergenditis.
Note: An American species, the black-capped chickadee can be found throughout the back-woods and rolling hills of the deep southern states and West Virginia. A particularly active species has been spotted frequenting small city centers, infesting the eaves of buildings e.g., town halls, churches and a food distribution center known as the Piggluh Wiggluh.
Jimbo: "I cant stop itchin so Jeff"
Jefferson: "Could be that yer allergic ta them birds over yonder in them ther rafters."
Jimbo: "Wat, a lil' ol' 'tit mouse'?"
Jefferson: "Could be... now stop yer fidgetin' an hold that ladda steady."
Jimbo: "Jeff?"
Jefferson: "Whuats that Jimbo?
Jimbo: "Whycome they gotta put church bells so high?"
Jefferson: "Ye got me thar ol' Jim..."
Jimbo: "I cant stop itchin so Jeff"
Jefferson: "Could be that yer allergic ta them birds over yonder in them ther rafters."
Jimbo: "Wat, a lil' ol' 'tit mouse'?"
Jefferson: "Could be... now stop yer fidgetin' an hold that ladda steady."
Jimbo: "Jeff?"
Jefferson: "Whuats that Jimbo?
Jimbo: "Whycome they gotta put church bells so high?"
Jefferson: "Ye got me thar ol' Jim..."
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tit mouse
some one who's being a tit head, douch wad, douch bag, faggot, homo, retard, annoying, or just a complete fuck face. can also be used to insult people who are smaller then you and annoying.
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Small, invisible rodent that leads what one imagines is an idyllic existence in the ample cleavage of beautiful ladies.
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