PlanetBJR's definitions
Christian: weapon of mass destruction.
A cleansing tool used as hell-fire, God's Wrath, heathen straightener-outer, sinful science and or intellegent design.
A cleansing tool used as hell-fire, God's Wrath, heathen straightener-outer, sinful science and or intellegent design.
Jimbo: "We should just drop some nukular bombs on them dangged heathens in that oil desert. That'll straight'n 'em out."
Jefferson: "Ya think Jimbo!? Maybe we aught ta drop some 'nukyaler bombs' insted."
Jimbo: "Oh... yeah. That'd be even better."
Jefferson: "Ya think Jimbo!? Maybe we aught ta drop some 'nukyaler bombs' insted."
Jimbo: "Oh... yeah. That'd be even better."
by PlanetBJR December 31, 2010
Get the nukyaler bombmug. A term meaning conspiracy that causes an overtly irrational fear of humanistic advancement. However, no such conspiracy actually exist.
The resulting irrational behavior effects roughly 25% of a given population, with the majority of those being conservatively minded. When excessive exposure to the term is imminent, those susceptible to its effects can protect themselves with the application of a tin foil cranial barrier, rubber boots and a safety pin, (American made boots provide better protection). Under certain circumstances no protection can be afforded resulting in a condition known as libergenditis. A list of those that may be susceptible follows.
The resulting irrational behavior effects roughly 25% of a given population, with the majority of those being conservatively minded. When excessive exposure to the term is imminent, those susceptible to its effects can protect themselves with the application of a tin foil cranial barrier, rubber boots and a safety pin, (American made boots provide better protection). Under certain circumstances no protection can be afforded resulting in a condition known as libergenditis. A list of those that may be susceptible follows.
If you engage in, are a member of or can answer yes to at least three questions on the following list, you are susceptible and may be at risk of contracting libergenditis. Be sure to answer truthfully, as the computer will know if you are lying or not. If you are not sure, check with the pastor of your local parish, return and then continue. If you are still not sure, skip to the next question:
1. NRA
2. Tea Party
3. Republican
4. Do you watch Fox News?
5. Do you have home-schooled child/children?
6. Have you attended a town hall meeting?
7. Do you know what the 700 club is?
8. Is Chuck Norris awesome?
9. Is McGuyver Awesome?
9. Dolly Pardon, Daisy Duke or Pamala Anderson?
(For question 9. Circle Yes or No, a grease pencil will suffice. Warning: Do Not Use A Sharpie!)
10. Do you now or have you ever attended church during a weekday?
11. Were the words used in this definition of the word libergenda too engaging for you?
12. Did you not understand the above question?
13. Is the number thirteen bad?
14. Beyond reproach, Glen Beck?
15. Beyond reproach, Rush Limbaugh?
Jimbo: "Jeff, whatfer I cant come to them meet'ns in town?"
Jefferson: "I done told you Jimbo... the pastor's gonna be goin over them folks 'libergenda' and them word is to big fer you to undestand.
Jimbo: "auh shucks almignty!"
1. NRA
2. Tea Party
3. Republican
4. Do you watch Fox News?
5. Do you have home-schooled child/children?
6. Have you attended a town hall meeting?
7. Do you know what the 700 club is?
8. Is Chuck Norris awesome?
9. Is McGuyver Awesome?
9. Dolly Pardon, Daisy Duke or Pamala Anderson?
(For question 9. Circle Yes or No, a grease pencil will suffice. Warning: Do Not Use A Sharpie!)
10. Do you now or have you ever attended church during a weekday?
11. Were the words used in this definition of the word libergenda too engaging for you?
12. Did you not understand the above question?
13. Is the number thirteen bad?
14. Beyond reproach, Glen Beck?
15. Beyond reproach, Rush Limbaugh?
Jimbo: "Jeff, whatfer I cant come to them meet'ns in town?"
Jefferson: "I done told you Jimbo... the pastor's gonna be goin over them folks 'libergenda' and them word is to big fer you to undestand.
Jimbo: "auh shucks almignty!"
by PlanetBJR January 2, 2011
Get the libergendamug. nukyaler: noo'-kyah-lerrrr,
def. see nukular, nukalar nu' ka' lar
proper redneck lingo for nuclear
Not to be mistaken for a fresh coat of paint, a new sunday dress or dressin' up Bondo on the ol' Rod def. 9.
def. see nukular, nukalar nu' ka' lar
proper redneck lingo for nuclear
Not to be mistaken for a fresh coat of paint, a new sunday dress or dressin' up Bondo on the ol' Rod def. 9.
Jimbo: "Now them dannged Irainians an them Koreyaneeze people up nawth have nukular bombs like us'em folk. It ain't right, Jeff. Next thing ya kno them Messacans ar gonna have one too, an then wur gonna hafta bild a bigger wall. We need ta go ta waar."
Jeffrerson: Sweet Lord, Jimbo! How many times I got ta tell ya, it ain't nukular, its nukyaler... Noo-kyah-lerrrr...! I finnished gramma-school... remember bone-head?!? ...Jesus!
nukular, science, intellegent design
Jeffrerson: Sweet Lord, Jimbo! How many times I got ta tell ya, it ain't nukular, its nukyaler... Noo-kyah-lerrrr...! I finnished gramma-school... remember bone-head?!? ...Jesus!
nukular, science, intellegent design
by PlanetBJR December 31, 2010
Get the nukyalermug. A condition that affects a subset of roughly 25% of the general population, the majority of which being those individuals that are more conservative in ideology. The root cause is unknown but certain triggers have been identified as a catalyst to its malignancy. Once affected the individual rapidly devolves, displaying an overtly phobic reaction to humanistic advancement causing a great deal of suffering, for themselves, their fellow man and the surrounding environment.
As to the catalyst, the usage of certain words (libergenda, welfare, intellect, Janeane Garofalo, and oddly, Tit Mouse) within a town hall will cause the resulting sound waves to reverberate in a peculiar pattern. When exposed to a republican, the waves will latch onto the frontal lobe resulting in a highly irrational fear of science, artistic expression, literary latitude and an overall reluctance to engage in anything involving thought processes.
Recent studies have shown that when exposed to a tea bagger, without amplification, the unrestricted utterance of these words yield sound waves that bypass the frontal lobe all together and imbed deep within the amygdaloidal body of the brain, causing a nearly irreversible negative synergistic effect resulting in verbal convolution, an abnormal discontinuity in the senses, fidgets, disillusionment, the attempt to render warped reality into actuality, and the sudden ability to create propagandistic signage.
As to the catalyst, the usage of certain words (libergenda, welfare, intellect, Janeane Garofalo, and oddly, Tit Mouse) within a town hall will cause the resulting sound waves to reverberate in a peculiar pattern. When exposed to a republican, the waves will latch onto the frontal lobe resulting in a highly irrational fear of science, artistic expression, literary latitude and an overall reluctance to engage in anything involving thought processes.
Recent studies have shown that when exposed to a tea bagger, without amplification, the unrestricted utterance of these words yield sound waves that bypass the frontal lobe all together and imbed deep within the amygdaloidal body of the brain, causing a nearly irreversible negative synergistic effect resulting in verbal convolution, an abnormal discontinuity in the senses, fidgets, disillusionment, the attempt to render warped reality into actuality, and the sudden ability to create propagandistic signage.
As of yet, no know cure exists, although treatment in the form of higher education has proved to be somewhat effective in reversing the majority of the symptoms. However, a greater barrier to treatment is convincing those afflicted with the condition that help is available and that the stigmatic barriers in accepting their condition and seeking treatment, are themselves a part of the disillusionment.
Jimbo: "What ails ya Jefferson?"
Jefferson: "Doc says I got the 'libergenditis'. Pass me that paint now... I gotta finnish this sign"
Jimbo: "It sure is purdy."
Jimbo: "What ails ya Jefferson?"
Jefferson: "Doc says I got the 'libergenditis'. Pass me that paint now... I gotta finnish this sign"
Jimbo: "It sure is purdy."
by PlanetBJR January 2, 2011
Get the libergenditismug. 1. A relatively inexpensive travel voucher allowing for unlimited usage of the Euro rail and light-rail systems and the local trolley car and bus routes throughout participating European countries.
2. A uniquely old-world dump an American takes after eating the first and subsequent unpronounceable, unknown European meals. Typically released with the loud expulsion of gas accompanied with turd splatter.
2. A uniquely old-world dump an American takes after eating the first and subsequent unpronounceable, unknown European meals. Typically released with the loud expulsion of gas accompanied with turd splatter.
Katie: "Man what was that?... 'burble, burble, burble"
Jill: "I know huh... tasted weird, I couldn't even finish mine... 'splat!'
Katie: "Mom told me to ask for an american menu... 'ploop'"
Jill: "Shoulda listened.... 'kerplunk, burble-platt'"
Jan: "What's the hold up?!?"
Katie: "Chill Jan... We're right in the middle of a bodacious 'euro pass'...!
Jan: "What's that...? Yeah, whatever... Were gonna miss the train... Hurry up, and you better have your Euro passes ready this time!"
Jill: "Man... she's such a bitch. Katie... can you pass me some more toilet paper?"
Katie: "More like newspaper huh?? Here you go."
Jill: "I know huh... tasted weird, I couldn't even finish mine... 'splat!'
Katie: "Mom told me to ask for an american menu... 'ploop'"
Jill: "Shoulda listened.... 'kerplunk, burble-platt'"
Jan: "What's the hold up?!?"
Katie: "Chill Jan... We're right in the middle of a bodacious 'euro pass'...!
Jan: "What's that...? Yeah, whatever... Were gonna miss the train... Hurry up, and you better have your Euro passes ready this time!"
Jill: "Man... she's such a bitch. Katie... can you pass me some more toilet paper?"
Katie: "More like newspaper huh?? Here you go."
by PlanetBJR January 18, 2011
Get the Euro passmug. 1. A language spoken in the United stated, derived from English that developed through the usage of various regional terms such as:
a. Main street USA: rock-n-roll, slurpee, bud(weiser), dude, dudett, disco-sucks, bro, broski, brodenski, christian values, french benefits, Fox News, intelligent design, black conservative, Tea Party, progressive politics, white-collar trash, hanging chad, the 'facts', coke (the drug), coke, jazzy, nigger, picnic def. 9 UD, white trash, pedophile, restraint, a moment of quiet reflection.
b. Irreducible hillbilly talk: yeller, tard, har, rooaaad, shine, white-lightnin, white-paar, git‘er-dun, fried hog, fried butta, hang 'em, ignernt.
c. The ghetto: wat-up homie, don't make me bone you ho, partay, playa, po-po, 5-O, chronic, crack, cracker, crack-pipe, crack-ho, pimpin ain't easy, breastesies, juice (aka kool-aide).
d. East LA: taco, burrito, fuck-it holmes, low-rider, manana, puto, no-speek-english, tamale, la migra, get in the back foo!, Santana, restraining order, I ain't Puerto Rican S.A., whats-up cellie.
e. New York City: cabbie, fo-get-about-it, you gonna eat that, soup-nazi, Coco, Trump, fuck-you-honky, no... fuck-you-nigger, I'm Puerto Rican foo!, pizza, yo.
f. San Francisco: gay, straight, queer, Cher, Rice-A-Roni, kazillion, drag-queen, I'm Puerto Rican silly.
2. The people that speak american.
3. A product or technology developed expressing the values of the american people.
a. Main street USA: rock-n-roll, slurpee, bud(weiser), dude, dudett, disco-sucks, bro, broski, brodenski, christian values, french benefits, Fox News, intelligent design, black conservative, Tea Party, progressive politics, white-collar trash, hanging chad, the 'facts', coke (the drug), coke, jazzy, nigger, picnic def. 9 UD, white trash, pedophile, restraint, a moment of quiet reflection.
b. Irreducible hillbilly talk: yeller, tard, har, rooaaad, shine, white-lightnin, white-paar, git‘er-dun, fried hog, fried butta, hang 'em, ignernt.
c. The ghetto: wat-up homie, don't make me bone you ho, partay, playa, po-po, 5-O, chronic, crack, cracker, crack-pipe, crack-ho, pimpin ain't easy, breastesies, juice (aka kool-aide).
d. East LA: taco, burrito, fuck-it holmes, low-rider, manana, puto, no-speek-english, tamale, la migra, get in the back foo!, Santana, restraining order, I ain't Puerto Rican S.A., whats-up cellie.
e. New York City: cabbie, fo-get-about-it, you gonna eat that, soup-nazi, Coco, Trump, fuck-you-honky, no... fuck-you-nigger, I'm Puerto Rican foo!, pizza, yo.
f. San Francisco: gay, straight, queer, Cher, Rice-A-Roni, kazillion, drag-queen, I'm Puerto Rican silly.
2. The people that speak american.
3. A product or technology developed expressing the values of the american people.
Usage:
1. Jimbo: "Those messacans outta lern 'american' before they let 'em thru that fence.
Jefferson: "That may be Jimbo, but it don't take much to pick tamaydahs, after a good wollupin'"
Jimbo: "Still... lernin 'american' outta be a law, like lernin the pledge or prayin in school."
2. While the yank toured Europe he insisted on being called an American.
3. Jimbo: "This here's american son, you wont find this quality in a Jap bike. Now pass me that wrench, will ya boy."
1. Jimbo: "Those messacans outta lern 'american' before they let 'em thru that fence.
Jefferson: "That may be Jimbo, but it don't take much to pick tamaydahs, after a good wollupin'"
Jimbo: "Still... lernin 'american' outta be a law, like lernin the pledge or prayin in school."
2. While the yank toured Europe he insisted on being called an American.
3. Jimbo: "This here's american son, you wont find this quality in a Jap bike. Now pass me that wrench, will ya boy."
by PlanetBJR January 1, 2011
Get the americanmug. Akin to a ministered surmon.
A laborsome, albeit somewhat amusingly skewed compilation of conjecture, misunderstandings, Bible quotes, Fox News "facts", hocus-pocus, psuedo-science and fairy-tales. Usually involving loose, air-borne saliva and the use of a snot-rag.
See liberal rant.
A laborsome, albeit somewhat amusingly skewed compilation of conjecture, misunderstandings, Bible quotes, Fox News "facts", hocus-pocus, psuedo-science and fairy-tales. Usually involving loose, air-borne saliva and the use of a snot-rag.
See liberal rant.
My neighbor wouldn't shut-up about his pastor's town-hall meeting on liberals. His conservative rant lasted two whole minutes. Thank God for the Star Spangled Banner. I thought he'd never stop. My friend and I got back to the game just before kick-off.
by PlanetBJR January 1, 2011
Get the conservative rantmug.