Some one who genuinely has no fucking clue how to live life with out being being an absolute disappointment to everyone on earth whether they know them or not
"Hey Gary, did you see that cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit try to ask out Stacey to prom using pokemon cards like a retarded nerd"
Titfuckin- adjective. It describes a woman with amazing beauty between her waist and her face; otherwise, ordinary everywhere else.
For example:
Damn, I was trying that online dating and I found me this girl...ugly face, no job, stole my rent money, but she was sure titfuckin' in those baby GAP t-shirts!
Steve: How'd she get that job at Hooters?
John: She's titfuckin man, she's titfuckin!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.