Tissam 

Smiecht, psychopath. A devious individual that portrays him/herself as kind and caring. This person has deep rooted anger issues.

1. ''Do you know Amber? She is such a Tissam. Last week she tried to burn my house down.''

2. ''why are you acting so Tissam? You don't have to be such a bitch.''

Tissam by kara6 July 13, 2019

tissa 

A beautiful girl that you can trust with your life and a great girlfriend or wife she will love you and don’t mess with a Tissa they will kick your butt Tissa is a beautiful Iranian girl

Oh my god you know a Tissa your so lucky

tissa by Puppy13 November 26, 2017

Tissemands dappe 

A funny danish word for dick slapping, or dapping.

Who the fuck tissemands dapped me when i was asleep??

Tissemands dappe by HaRbOe March 22, 2009

Titsamania 

An event, occasion or party where lots of exposed breasts are displayed. Can also refer to seeing one pair of enormous tits in your face.

Billy: That party was off the hook man, tits were everywhere!
Shawn: Yeah man it was straight Titsamania.

Stripper: Would you like a dance?
James: Yes.
*Tits in Face*
James: Titsamania!

Titsamania by Skazellino January 27, 2012

tassamib

"Take a sad song and make it better" line from the song "Hey Jude" by The Beatles.

Tassamib is used to descibe a sad event.

Man- "I heard Lucy was killed last night"
Girl- "Tassamib" :(!

tassamib by staygold678 December 18, 2007

Tissemand 

Danish word for dick, only used by old boring teachers. And by young people to make fun of the old boring teachers.

Tisse = Pee
Mand = Man

Teacher: And then the boy inserts his "tissemand" into the
girl's vagina,

Student: Omg, he's so oooooold.

Tissemand by Buggez June 5, 2010

stenhård tissemand 

når din tissemand er ligeså hård som en sten

SHIT jeg har en stenhård tissemand ligenu

stenhård tissemand by voix January 14, 2016