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Tissam

Smiecht, psychopath. A devious individual that portrays him/herself as kind and caring. This person has deep rooted anger issues.
1. ''Do you know Amber? She is such a Tissam. Last week she tried to burn my house down.''

2. ''why are you acting so Tissam? You don't have to be such a bitch.''
by kara6 July 13, 2019
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tissa

A beautiful girl that you can trust with your life and a great girlfriend or wife she will love you and don’t mess with a Tissa they will kick your butt Tissa is a beautiful Iranian girl
Oh my god you know a Tissa your so lucky
by Puppy13 November 26, 2017
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Tissemands dappe

A funny danish word for dick slapping, or dapping.
Who the fuck tissemands dapped me when i was asleep??
by HaRbOe March 22, 2009
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Titsamania

An event, occasion or party where lots of exposed breasts are displayed. Can also refer to seeing one pair of enormous tits in your face.
Billy: That party was off the hook man, tits were everywhere!
Shawn: Yeah man it was straight Titsamania.

Stripper: Would you like a dance?
James: Yes.
*Tits in Face*
James: Titsamania!
by Skazellino January 27, 2012
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tassamib

"Take a sad song and make it better" line from the song "Hey Jude" by The Beatles.

Tassamib is used to descibe a sad event.
Man- "I heard Lucy was killed last night"
Girl- "Tassamib" :(!
by staygold678 December 18, 2007
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Tissemand

Danish word for dick, only used by old boring teachers. And by young people to make fun of the old boring teachers.

Tisse = Pee
Mand = Man
Teacher: And then the boy inserts his "tissemand" into the
girl's vagina,

Student: Omg, he's so oooooold.
by Buggez June 5, 2010
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stenhård tissemand

når din tissemand er ligeså hård som en sten
SHIT jeg har en stenhård tissemand ligenu
by voix January 14, 2016
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