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tire swing 

The tendency of the media to be enamored with John McCain. Being "on the tire swing" is often used on blogs as a shorthand for being in the tank for McCain. It originated from a reader of Talking Points Memo and refers to an overly chummy gathering of media people at McCain's ranch. See: http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/209567.php
I wouldn't expect much from the interview McCain interview with XYZ, he's on the tire swing.

tire swing pony 

"Tire swing pony things exist"
- says stupid people

-says stupid people

Arkansas Tire Swing 

A branch of the family tree so convoluted due to incest that it has become circular and rubbery.
We can't blame him for his stupidity. His mother got knocked up by her dad, which he is his mother's brother, his own nephew, uncle, and his dad's grandson. The whole family is a real Arkansas tire swing.
Arkansas Tire Swing by dwinters January 29, 2014

Kentucky Tire Swing

A conventional seat swing , made of a person of colour, with said person's head and feet tied to a position where he acts like a board.
Did you hear that Donald trump made a lot of Kentucky Tire Swings when he was younger?

Oklahoma tire swing 

My wife's pissing me off!
I'm bout' to give that bitch an Oklahoma tire swing!

Tunisian Tire Swing

Verb/Action - A sexual act invoking strong penile muscles and hand strength/grip. The goal is to swing from a man’s erect penis until ejaculation without letting go, swinging in mid air of course.
Person 1: Dude, any tips on how to get quirky in a unique way?

Person 2: Hear me out, the Tunisian Tire Swing
Tunisian Tire Swing by gv_86 September 24, 2025
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