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Definitions by dwinters

Laying Train Tracks 

"Where did Matt Richardson go?"

"Oh, he's laying train tracks in the bathroom!"
Laying Train Tracks by dwinters January 25, 2016

Arkansas Tire Swing 

A branch of the family tree so convoluted due to incest that it has become circular and rubbery.
We can't blame him for his stupidity. His mother got knocked up by her dad, which he is his mother's brother, his own nephew, uncle, and his dad's grandson. The whole family is a real Arkansas tire swing.
Arkansas Tire Swing by dwinters January 29, 2014