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Getting really drunk to the point where you cannot look after yourself and your dignity is missing, specifically off canned alcoholic beverages. e.g emu export
Guy 1: "Fuck Bazza's absolutely tinned tonight ay."

Guy 2: "Yeh he should've taken it easy on those cold tinnies earlier on."

Bazza: "......................tinnies." *vomits on self*
Tinned by notbazza'smate October 27, 2012
When you let water get near molten metal such as tin, causing the water to boil and spray molten metal on you.
Fuck man, Johnny tried to cast the inside of a log and got tinned. Now he’s in the hospital with third-degree burns.
Tinned by Mullet Man 05 May 12, 2021
Bruh last week I got evicted from my house and the realtor called me and said "You Just Got Tinned!!" then clicked.
Tinned by Mrs. Moon March 28, 2022
Tinned to the tenth power is an over egotistical barf word used for them quotations marks and air fingertips to to relate to the streets they segregated for monetary gain.

Billy just tried to get us TINNED in front of mommas company when my smoking habit just paid the rent. Another tense is when you use ten or more people to validate your opinion by giving them a daily stipend TINNED for TEN.
Billy just tried to get us TINNED in front of mommas company when my smoking habit just paid the rent.v

When you use ten or more people to validate your opinion by giving them a daily stipend TINNED for TEN
Tinned by OreovenaculargeN October 2, 2022

tinned up 

To get shambolically drunk on nothing but cans of beer, typically used by Alpha Males at football matches.
Bill: Want to get tinned up at the football later, Phil?
tinned up by ECV April 2, 2015

Tinned Tart 

A car, usually a small one such as a Ford Ka or Fiat 500, (Tin can) crammed with attractive, excitable young women. tarts Most commonly seen on the highways at the start / end of college semesters. If you're driving something cool / unusual / vintage, they tend to get dizzy and play 'car leapfrog' or try and take photos of you.
Passenger: Hey, old Renault Clio coming past, fulla girls.

Driver: Tinned tart!
Tinned Tart by Buick59 November 7, 2011