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TimeStamp 

The current date visible in a photo, e.g. written on a peice of paper or personin photo's skin, in order to prove the photo is genuine. Often used on /b/ when people post pics of themselves.
OP: Hey look at my huge titties

Anonymous: Timestamp!!!
TimeStamp by Dudey McCool October 17, 2009
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Timotainment 

"timotainment is epic"

Timetable 

One's schedule, list of prior engagements.
It's easy for me to follow him around because I know his timetable.
Timetable by excusemebutwutplz December 9, 2008

TismTasm 

A "TismTasm" is when an individual has a tantrum fueled by their "tisms" (short for autism). The "Tasm" is a modification of the word "spasm" by alliteration to better match with the word "tism".

Overall a TismTasm is a spastic tantrum fueled by mental retardation. The individual may be screaming incoherently, throwing and/or breaking things, and not being able to communicate properly with those trying to calm him down.
"yo whats wrong with Greg? He's jumping up and down screaming and flinging shit against the walls"
"He's having another TismTasm cause he lost in Mario party"
TismTasm by ouncegod February 23, 2020

tomstalkery 

1) Looking up someone you don't know very well on Myspace and messaging them when you didn't have the sack to talk to them in person. Related to tomfoolery.

2) Messaging someone on Myspace you have seen around in real life, but never met.
Elizabeth engaged in tomstalkery by messaging Andrew.
tomstalkery by abm19470 January 1, 2009
She is the sweetest girl. She will stop Netflix or youtube to text you back

Don't betray her she will kill you. She is loyal to all her friends . She wil respect you if you will respect her back. If you have Tista out there and you like her just said it to her she will probably like you back.
Tista is very awesome
Tista by Good deverat November 23, 2021
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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