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timolia is a cringe minecraft server with full of little gaylord children that do relationships (in fucking minecraft) and have no life. the team is full of moralfaggots without any taste of humor.
i know a good joke
no you get banned because we are timolia
timolia by physanus June 12, 2020

TimoLily 

Two elements that, when combined, make up the very essence of true love. When water is added, properties of silliness are displayed, and side affects are childish behavior lasting for up to hours at a time in each interval. When the two element are separated Sightings of a TimoLily in its rawest form are quite uncommon. It is often said to be the envy of all which surrounds it.
John and Jane wish they were Timolily
TimoLily by Timolily January 16, 2008
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One who has the unconscious need to chainsaw everything in his path on gears of war 2. usually one who knows he is a badass
tim was on gears last night and totally timolas'd the entire roster of the other team.
timolas by maniah March 31, 2009
another word for the winner.
usually has a lot of friends, is funny and gives good advice.
all-round, the best person in the world.
"timelia is a winner"
timelia by anonymous September 15, 2020

timaliah 

A girl who’s very talented and has a really beautiful unique name. She’s very independent and is someone who’s very understanding. At first they’re pretty shy and quiet around people but once you get to know them you’ll realize how funny and fun they actually are.
Guy 1: yo isn’t that timaliah 😍
Guy 2: yeah she’s pretty chill but doesn’t talk much :/
Guy 3: bahahah of course
timaliah by Yuh prr prr August 4, 2021
Timalia is a very swag, hot thang, who has so many shawtys. Watch out, as she might take your shawtys. Timalia is always funny, she can make you laugh as loud as Satan himself. Love Timalias all around the world, or else they might steal the shawtys from you.
Person A: Woah, Did You See That?
Person B: What Was It?
Person A: Timalia Just Stole Our Shawtys.... God Damn 😟💔💔
A bitch that will beat your ass if you mess with her. A real friend that will be there for you.
My name is Timoriah
Timoriah by Keisha is ugly November 22, 2021
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