Timmy T
Timmy T- as in Tonka. A shithead that always gets dumped via email or on the phone (particularly on his birthday).
Timmy T by urm0m1sg4y May 9, 2020
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Timmy T
Timmy T a man who spiritually adores fo fo fo's. He will take you to wendys, shoot a wendys up too! He not toxic or mentally abusive! He's a great husband to anyone! He drives a camper with all his friends too! He goes on roas trips, runs from the cops, hates the police. He will yell at you if you stare tho!!
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D.O.B.T. (Dirty Old Bitch Timmy)
A dirty old bitch with a penchant for sucking crooked penises and getting ass-fucked by door knobs and broom sticks while getting repeatedly teabagged by low-hanging old man balls.
My friend Robb is the biggest D.O.B.T. (Dirty Old Bitch Timmy) on the planet. He sucks more cock than all the whores in Las Vegas combined. His eyes are black and blue from all the old man nuts slapping his face and his hole is stretched wider than the Grand Canyon from riding so many door knobs.
D.O.B.T. (Dirty Old Bitch Timmy) by MixedUpMixerMan July 13, 2012
lil timmy tim
lil timmy tim is a renowned 19th century french american poet, musician, philosopher, and statistician. some would describe him as a statistical wonder, a statistical gem. his probability of being on TV is 1000 billion %. sources say he is 2 inches proud. his most well known work is "statistics" and his rendition of "roman's revenge" by current united states president onika maraj.
one of lil timmy tim's most famous quotes, which is commonly believed to be incredibly relevant to today's society, is "statistics, yup, yup. statistics, yup, yup. ms. lawton! ms lawton!"
lil timmy tim by cevansbitch June 7, 2020
Timmy TeBowl
The Timmy TeBowl is when you smoke a bowl of medical marijuana laced with kief and hash oil.
The first known bowl was sparked in North Fair Oaks, CA.
Tim Tebow, who does not smoke medical marijuana, has been a commonly linked to medical marijuana.
The first known bowl was sparked in North Fair Oaks, CA.
Tim Tebow, who does not smoke medical marijuana, has been a commonly linked to medical marijuana.
Timmy TeBowl by baby slip September 19, 2012
Timmy TeBowl
Smoking a bowl of weed, keif, and hash/oil. The term was originated in North Fair Oaks Redwood City, CA. Also known as the Timmy T-business.
The combo of all three makes you want to #Tebow after a fat pull.
Tim Tebow does not smoke himself but has been passing drug tests for teammates since he redshirted at the University of Florida.
"Sucka-O" or "The Only Sucka I Know" was the first person to take a hit of the Timmy TeBowl. He
The combo of all three makes you want to #Tebow after a fat pull.
Tim Tebow does not smoke himself but has been passing drug tests for teammates since he redshirted at the University of Florida.
"Sucka-O" or "The Only Sucka I Know" was the first person to take a hit of the Timmy TeBowl. He
Ay dog my cousin made some oil, lets spark a Timmy TeBowl.
Wanna do a dab? Naw pack a Timmy TeBowl.
Hey Tim here's the cup. I'm gonna spark this Timmy T-Business with the receivers.
Daaaawg this Timmy TeBowl got me FUUUCKED up.
Wanna do a dab? Naw pack a Timmy TeBowl.
Hey Tim here's the cup. I'm gonna spark this Timmy T-Business with the receivers.
Daaaawg this Timmy TeBowl got me FUUUCKED up.
Timmy TeBowl by Sucka-O(the only sucka I know) June 10, 2013
Timmy Turner Tickle Time
Timmy Turner Tickle Time is the name for tickle time on tuesdays at 10am where Timmy goes around tickling people
Timmy Turner Tickle Time by Mike_Oxlong101 November 3, 2020
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