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Call of Duty Timing
When you're waiting for what feels like ages for someone to peek the window or around the corner, and the exact moment you look away or reload, they come out and kill you.
Call of Duty Timing by Rodent The Squirrel July 5, 2020
cod timing
When you look in a direction then look away for a brief second only to be be shot where you originally were aiming.
cod timing by j BiLLiGaN October 9, 2020
outta timing
a highly inappropriate or unexpected action or comment by someone. Usually leads to a moment of silence, awkwardness or WTF-ness.
But what the ass, why is she telling me about sex with her ex-boyfriend on our first date? Rel outta timing talk dan.
outta timing by Trinilingo August 23, 2011
Two Timing Whore
Specifically referring to the female cheating with other men at the same time she claims commitment to another.
Two Timing Whore by tim October 30, 2007
BAD TIMING B.T
bad timing is saying men general fuckry such as but not limited aggressive rude disrespectful unhealthy behaviors and sexual displays (ie cat calling flirting etc)
BAD TIMING B.T by BT 24/7 September 6, 2022
Timinator
The Timinator is a good friend of Yellowgroovepyro. He often burps when dvring beer. These burps have been known to cause mass extinction events (how do you think the dinosaurs died), climate change, and explosions greater than the power of a nuclear bomb. If the Timinator burps, watch out!
Timinator by IDoEnjoyCoffinDance April 13, 2021
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026