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timepiece gentleman
Pulled a bad publicity stunt online, lied about the reason, blame everyone for the bad reception and negative comments. Apologised to the public as the last resort. Narcissistic douchebag
timepiece gentleman by Findingmeanings July 11, 2021
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timpearced
Campbell: Hey Tom, you look good in them jeans!
Tom: Ya mumma reckons I look better outta them.
Bystander to Campbell: Tom just Timpearced your ass.
Tom: Ya mumma reckons I look better outta them.
Bystander to Campbell: Tom just Timpearced your ass.
timpearced by Moe Teabagger February 5, 2010
timepiece
An overpriced watch.
Watch Salesman 1: How can we get more than $15 for this watch?
Watch Salesman 2: Add 4 zeroes on to the end of the price, and call it a timepiece.
Watch Salesman 1: Brilliant!
Watch Salesman 2: Add 4 zeroes on to the end of the price, and call it a timepiece.
Watch Salesman 1: Brilliant!
timepiece by SailorMeeko December 20, 2006
Timepiece
Timepiece by justintimberlake2 February 12, 2020
Timepiece
A label given to a post on any social network (ex. Instagram ) that has more likes ( or reblogs or retweets ) than the amount of time it has been posted for.
"Bro, I posted a picture on Instagram like 5 minutes ago and it has almost 600 likes."
"Man, that's such a timepiece!"
"Man, that's such a timepiece!"
Timepiece by theColeTrain4 February 25, 2014
The Timepiece Mechanics
The Timepiece Mechanics by yogurt3452524 May 18, 2010
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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