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Timeo is a great guy who anyone would be lucky to have as a friend. He is sweet and loving and so caring that everyone is his friends and no one can be mean to him. He loves Cristiano Ronaldo, soccer in general, penguin, the colour red and his best friends. If you have a Timeo, be sure to keep him, because he is very precious and stupid.
Guy 1: hey you know Timeo
Girl 1: Yeah! Doesn't everyone know him? He's soooo cool!
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Timeos' are funny, cool, and awesome. They are very active and love penguins. They love sports but especially soccer!
Person: That timeo is good at soccer.
Timeo by toma5os April 12, 2019
Timeo is nice but is an enormous simp and loves soccer
Boy1: guess what?
Boy2:timeo went with his gf instead of going with you
Boy 1: yup
Timeo by Nigger 39 45 November 21, 2021
As or if relating to a horse typically found in Australia
The timeo was faster than the donkey
Timeo by CoolDude5555 June 3, 2020
His a special friend, very smart, very kind. He know alot of things and feel sorry when someone his unhappy or mad. He is an ideal sex partner, usually do his best to make people feel confident and confortable with him.
Timéo by David.esome November 22, 2021
you are very beautiful and the most amazing person on earth, everybody likes you, you look sexy at
Timéo est extrêmement séduisant.
Timéo by Timéo November 22, 2021
Timéo is a pretty much cool dude.
Je timéo pas mal ajd.
Timéo by Timburtyyy November 26, 2021
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