Tempnesia 

1. A shortened form of the phrase "temporary amnesia" describing the phenomenon when you forget what you were just doing, eating, watching, etc.

2. Waking up and feeling that there is some RANDOM_ASS body lyin next to yo naked ass and you try to guess who is it before looking over like a damn fool to see if you were about who dat bitch was. Worst case scenario... Dat BITCH is a DUDE.

1. *watching tv show*

Commercial comes on...

"Shit, what tv show was I just watching!? I for shit can't remember for the life of me... Fuck, I feel like such an idiot! I got a bad case of tempnesia."

2. "Mmmm hot damn! That's a really good taste in my mouth! I wish I could remember what I just ate 2 minutes ago so I could eat more... I got tempnesia. Fuck."

3. *wakes up*

*senses other ppl(s) present*

"Cindy?"

*looks over at dat hoe*

"Daaaaayumm. It was Linda... I got tempnesia like hell."

Tempnesia by Hunlex August 29, 2010

trumpnesia

The inability to remember any comment or statement that you made a day, week or month ago about an issue. You deny any past statements or decisions that contradict with the current truth or reality of the moment. The Donald, Trump, Donald Trump, The Apprentice, Trumper, Trumpet, Trumpism, Trump bump, Trumpster, candidate, amnesia, forget, deny, denial

I can't believe the moderator let Trump get away with that statement. He totally flip-flopped on his immigration plan. John, you are watching the master at work, that's Trump using Trumpnesia to win the argument.

trumpnesia by joecoolthefool September 7, 2016

textnesia 

The temporary amnesia you get when texting someone with a question or comment, and having them reply several hours or days, long after you've forgotten what it was you asked them. This also works in chat conversations where the person replies long after you closed the chat window.

Jack: Wanna check out that show on Friday? They got a two for one in the paper today.

Dana (three days later): Sure but I didn't get the paper.

Jack: Huh? What paper? Sorry. Textnesia.

textnesia by Kevnar April 11, 2008

timenesia 

1. The feeling one experiences when looking at a clock and finding it is a much different time than anticipated, which ultimately sends one into a life altering frenzy by summoning up emotions that range from immense relief to horrified shock and confusion
2. Having absolutely no idea, or a wildly incorrect idea of what time it is

A: my eyes burn!!
P: *peoples eyes burn when its late at night*
*turns to look at clock*
10:30...
P: (suffering from timenesia)
*dies inside*

timenesia by varsitycrew July 5, 2009

Technesia 

People who suffer from technesia forget any technologically-related instructions anyone gives them moments after they need them. Thus they will ask you the same technology-related question over-and-over since they forgot you already told them 5 times before.

Geez, that's the 6th time I've told them how to connect to a wireless network. They must be suffering from a severe case of technesia.

Technesia by The Mad IT Admin June 4, 2013

Trumpnesia

The act of when a Trump supporter attempts to praise Donald Trump for a perceived virtue, or discredit a politician or group of politicians for a perceived fault, and forgets that Donald Trump has committed egregious offenses in the same, or a similar, area.

Example 1:
"Dude! Joe Biden is such a creep! Ever see how he kisses girls on the head!? MAGA 2020!!!"

"Do you suffer from trumpnesia? You know Trump admitted he grabs women by the pussy, right?"

Example 2:

"Biden is so out of it! Have you seen how many gaffs he makes?! Trump Train Woo Woo!"

"That's some amazing Trumpnesia. Trump literally stared into an eclipse, thought windmills cause cancer, and suggested both nuking a hurricane and giving the flu vaccine to people with Corona virus".

Trumpnesia by Bill Nada March 5, 2020

Tempezian

(Noun. Tempee-zee-ans)
Someone who lives in Tempe, AZ that parties way too hard, acts reckless, doesn't care about their image, and has a good time.

Tempezians rage at 922 Place, formally known as The Vue.

Hey, fellow Tempezians, let's take the Big Orange Bus and mob to a house party.

Tempezian by Tempezian January 17, 2013