(n.)
A disease that attacks people who stay on the computer all day long causing their bodies clock to become distorted.
A disease that attacks people who stay on the computer all day long causing their bodies clock to become distorted.
Dina: Hello?
Lily: Hey Dina it's Lily. How are you?
Dina: Tired. It's one o' clock in the morning.
Lily: OH SHIT!! I thought it was 3 in the afternoon. I have a biology test in the morning!!
Dina: Goodnight Lily. After the test you should take care of your timelexia
Lily: Hey Dina it's Lily. How are you?
Dina: Tired. It's one o' clock in the morning.
Lily: OH SHIT!! I thought it was 3 in the afternoon. I have a biology test in the morning!!
Dina: Goodnight Lily. After the test you should take care of your timelexia
by Paranoid Chaos August 22, 2008
Get the timelexia mug.n. a theoretical disorder associated with impairment of the ability to type like a normal human being. Some common occurances include inserting a space in the wrong place (1), using a captial letter unintentionally (2,3), releasing the shift key early when using punctuation (4), accidently inverting letters (5).
1) "Here isa n exampl eof typelexia!!"
2) "hEre is an example of typelexia!!"
3) "HEre is an example of typelexia!!"
4) "Here is an example of typelexia!1"
5) "Here si an exmapel of typelexia!!"
2) "hEre is an example of typelexia!!"
3) "HEre is an example of typelexia!!"
4) "Here is an example of typelexia!1"
5) "Here si an exmapel of typelexia!!"
by Brian Rooker January 2, 2007
Get the Typelexia mug.1. The feeling one experiences when looking at a clock and finding it is a much different time than anticipated, which ultimately sends one into a life altering frenzy by summoning up emotions that range from immense relief to horrified shock and confusion
2. Having absolutely no idea, or a wildly incorrect idea of what time it is
2. Having absolutely no idea, or a wildly incorrect idea of what time it is
A: my eyes burn!!
P: *peoples eyes burn when its late at night*
*turns to look at clock*
10:30...
P: (suffering from timenesia)
*dies inside*
P: *peoples eyes burn when its late at night*
*turns to look at clock*
10:30...
P: (suffering from timenesia)
*dies inside*
by varsitycrew July 5, 2009
Get the timenesia mug.A physical "abnormality" that causes us to type the same word wrong all the time. We know the correct spelling but we type the letters in the wrong order.
by Dennis P Ryan January 24, 2009
Get the typelexia mug.1. When you reach for the right boob and uncontrollably grab the left one.
2. When you can't read unless your face is resting on a breas
2. When you can't read unless your face is resting on a breas
It isn't an addiction, it is a disease, but with hard work and a loving circle of supportive friends we will beat Titlexia together
by Glenydotcom March 15, 2014
Get the Titlexia mug.by Auddie January 31, 2004
Get the typelexia mug.another word for the winner.
usually has a lot of friends, is funny and gives good advice.
all-round, the best person in the world.
usually has a lot of friends, is funny and gives good advice.
all-round, the best person in the world.
"timelia is a winner"
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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