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Holy Tilapia 

A phrase used by old people generally over the age of 60 to express surprise or shock.
Guy: "I survived a plain crash with 25 broken bones and a fractured skull."
Old lady: "Holy Tilapia"
Tilani's are usually people who love being a smartass all the time, but on the overall are beautiful people with amazing souls. They are usually brunettes who are extremely intelligent. Although they can be annoyed very easily they are still the ideal bestfriend. Besides the negatives tilanis are someone you want to have ad keep in your life.
"dude did you see that chick she's such a good friend, she must be a tilani."
Verb: to tilalil is when you act nice to someone you actually really hate. Let’s be honest. We’ve all tilalilled before
‘God she’s such a bitch but she would kill me if she knew I said that. That’s why when she came over I had to tilalil. ‘

blackened talapia 

A phrase used to describe a woman's bruised vagina resulting from vigorous thrusting.
Example: Simon gave Amy a blackened talapia after an evening of pounding.
blackened talapia by Heater holder December 7, 2013

Talapiad 

A drunken mispronunciation of decapatated! Because you’reswimming in booze”.
Ben, thank God I was wearing my seatbelt. Tony almost got talapiad!
a word that means vagina.

(tilapia reminds me of a labia, so it is now used in place of vagina).
my girl friend is having me over for tilapia tonight.

i want to eat delicious tilapia.

may i have some tilapia please.
tilapia by vdez March 14, 2011