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Holy Tilapia 

A phrase used by old people generally over the age of 60 to express surprise or shock.
Guy: "I survived a plain crash with 25 broken bones and a fractured skull."
Old lady: "Holy Tilapia"
Holy Tilapia by HowDoYouSpellComputer December 29, 2021
Tilani's are usually people who love being a smartass all the time, but on the overall are beautiful people with amazing souls. They are usually brunettes who are extremely intelligent. Although they can be annoyed very easily they are still the ideal bestfriend. Besides the negatives tilanis are someone you want to have ad keep in your life.
"dude did you see that chick she's such a good friend, she must be a tilani."
Verb: to tilalil is when you act nice to someone you actually really hate. Let’s be honest. We’ve all tilalilled before
‘God she’s such a bitch but she would kill me if she knew I said that. That’s why when she came over I had to tilalil. ‘

blackened talapia 

A phrase used to describe a woman's bruised vagina resulting from vigorous thrusting.
Example: Simon gave Amy a blackened talapia after an evening of pounding.
blackened talapia by Heater holder December 7, 2013

Talapiad 

A drunken mispronunciation of decapatated! Because you’re “swimming in booze”.
Ben, thank God I was wearing my seatbelt. Tony almost got talapiad!
a word that means vagina.

(tilapia reminds me of a labia, so it is now used in place of vagina).
my girl friend is having me over for tilapia tonight.

i want to eat delicious tilapia.

may i have some tilapia please.
tilapia by vdez March 14, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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