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tightlips 

a person who never says much to anyone, who rarely speaks, and if so only in brief bursts of monosyllabic meter.
Churchgoer 1: Hey, Marty, how's your family, Merry Christmas, it's so great to see you, you look well, God bless us all at this special time of year, and can you believe this weather, just spectacular, wouldn't you say?
Marty: shuR thanKs, Mrry krisMas *leaves*
Churchgoer 2: That Marty's pretty much a tightlips, isn't he.
tightlips by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 23, 2010
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tighties 

Hot young women between the ages of 16 and 20 something.
Guy 1: God damn, look at all these hot girls.
Guy 2: Haha! You sure do love the tighties, you never change man.
tighties by LondonOntGuy May 14, 2007

Hard Niple-Tightis 

When your niple has a pimple on the inside of it. Or, your niple is just hard.
I've come down with a case of Hard Niple-Tightis
Hard Niple-Tightis by Matt January 24, 2004

whitie tighties 

White underwear that are extremely tight on a man and squeeze his junk.
Look at Dave's whitie tighties, you can see his bulge!
whitie tighties by Afroman455 September 11, 2014

Hard Nipple-Tightis 

When you grow a pimple like bump inside your nipple or your nipple just becomes hard.
I've come down with a case of Hard Nipple-Tightis
Hard Nipple-Tightis by Matt January 24, 2004
its a form of disgrace to girls who are loose and not tight. be tight and be right!
omg i love tightism.
tightism by repism June 3, 2009
Something very tight...aka "cool". Usually said only by M-Town stoners when they're drunk.
"Dayumm Son, those buds are dank, it would be tightis if we get hooked up fat."
Tightis by Tommy January 1, 2004
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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