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tiggly wiggly by asdflkjh May 4, 2006
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Tiggly Wiggly
A Tiggly Wiggly is a penis that is too short to masturbate by conventional methods. It can only be masturbated using a strumming motion. The technical term, microbation, is similar to the motion required to play a guitar, or base guitar, but requires holding the entire length within the palm of the hand.
Michael, Richard, and Brett didn't come out last weekend because each one was working hard on his own Tiggly Wiggly.
Tiggly Wiggly by Buckfutter September 9, 2014
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Tiggly-Wiggly
Describes the point at which a person is between tipsy and drunk.
(This word is soon to be said by dumb, ghetto people because they will say anything and act like it is cool if enough of them say it.)
(This word is soon to be said by dumb, ghetto people because they will say anything and act like it is cool if enough of them say it.)
Person 1: Ahh bruh I'm hella tiggly-wiggly right now
Person 2: You ain't drunk yet? I am..
Person 1: Shut up I'm getting there.
Person 2: You ain't drunk yet? I am..
Person 1: Shut up I'm getting there.
Tiggly-Wiggly by Fdddddddd October 3, 2011
Mr Tiggle Wiggle
A tiny penis that none the less sees a lot of action.
A Danish slang word, often heard shouted across the dancefloor at Copenhagen nightclubs.
'Oi love, look out, Mr Tiggle Wiggle is after you!'
A Danish slang word, often heard shouted across the dancefloor at Copenhagen nightclubs.
'Oi love, look out, Mr Tiggle Wiggle is after you!'
That there Mr Tiggle Wiggle is out on the playing field again. He gets a lot of action considering his tiny stature.
Mr Tiggle Wiggle by Torbaydos February 15, 2022
Tiggle Wiggle act
The act of a parter/lover pissing on the roof of your mouth while you beat your shit to gay midget pornography. After the first stage of the act the man proceeds to chop his penis off and hang it on the wall.
Tiggle Wiggle act by Skibitidesawn November 24, 2024
Ooga wiggle tiggle
Ooga wiggle tiggle by Scoober Dubber December 11, 2018
Wiggle tiggle
A sexual position in which a big person with a small penis, but gets more erect with a tongue in his ass.
Wiggle tiggle by FUPAOF FUBAR April 21, 2023
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